Every review posted here is right, but they're also missing out on some of the best parts of this movie.

Yes, the acting is BAD. The green screen is BAD. The movie is BAD. The sex scenes - gay and straight - are BAD.

But there's some hilarious content. Like, every time the leading lady gets a secret text message from her illicit lover, his name is displayed in a font that takes up at least a third of her screen. Like, why is it so big?! And how does no one see who she's texting?

The music sounds like the soundtrack to The Room. Indeed, the acting and script seem inspired by The Room as well. But if this movie tried to be The Room, it failed.

I'm also sad no one mentioned the church sex scene, the baby murder, or the skateboarding scenes. What 30-something woman isn't insanely turned on by a grown man on a skateboard?

Give it a watch and have a lot of booze on hand. Even if you only drink everytime they mention blowjobs, you'll have a solid buzz.