"The Iceman Tapes" is like the ultimate cold case documentary, and I don't mean chilly crime scenes! Richard Kuklinski, our star hitman, has a face that's as frozen as an ice cream cone dropped in Antarctica. I mean, who needs to ice skate when you can just glide across the icy heart of a serial killer's confessions? It's not for the faint of heart, but if you can stomach it, you're in for an absolute chill-ride of storytelling.

Kuklinski's chilling tales of contract killing are enough to give even the most seasoned crime buffs a brain freeze. It's like a twisted bedtime story for insomniacs - "Once upon a time, in the cold, cold world of contract murder..." If you're looking for a bone-chilling, ice-cold dive into the mind of a stone-cold killer, this documentary delivers in spades.

The only downside is that "The Iceman Tapes" might make you doubt every friendly ice cream truck jingle or ice cube in your drink. But hey, at least you'll think twice before accepting a popsicle from a stranger, and that's a win in my book! So grab your warmest blanket, a cup of hot cocoa, and enjoy this ice-cold confessional - just don't expect to thaw out anytime soon!