"You're still clit-blocked by the patriarchy"

This is an actual line from the movie.

I love the American Pie movies. And how timely that Schitt's Creek is ending, with such incredible accolades from fans and critics. Eugene Levy was in the original American Pie, which was a wonderful movie.

Eugene Levy is not present in person or In essence in this horrible, disgusting, pathetic homage to the original. It's a waste of everything, and these actors are terrible. As is the script. Please do not watch this trash, garbage nonsense.

This female centered American Pie flick is sadly a not very funny, completely sanitized film with lazy writing and directing. The worst offense is a very forced feminist message. But before the pitchforks and fire comes out I am all for equal rights, but crudely forcing the message in every bit of (once) popular entertainment property doesn't work (Well hello Ghostbusters, Terminator: Dark Fate and Charlie's Angels!). This latest gasp of American Pie will go down in history as: the one that effectively killed the once hit comedy franchise.

Given the title of "American Pie" there was some anticipation but after seeing the cast and reading the plot description, we would know that this film would not be on the level of the original American Pie films but more so closer to the spinoffs.

Even so as a film there are many cringe and forced comedy moments. While nothing is funny and things are over the top. Everything is utterly predictable, from the beginning to the middle and ending. Also unlike the other American Pie films (originals and spinoffs) there isn't any nudity so there's that.

The lead actress was quite solid but apart from her, the other women were at times hard to watch and tried too hard in being funny, where it came off as cringey (especially the character of "Stifler"- which was a mistake in making her a "Sitfler"- it felt completely forced). Aside from that and the school having the same name (and some occasional shots of actual dessert pies) nothing was a connection to the American Pie franchise. We see they simply used its name for views.

This film reminded somewhat of Blockers (2018 film) but that was far better.