Sure, I wasn't really expecting much from a movie with the title "Amityville Vibrator". But since it was labeled as a horror comedy, I figured I would give it a go on the off chance that it might actually be goofy enough to be watchable.

Don't even bother with this 2020 trash movie, and yeah, it is trash. It is nothing but an excuse for writer and director Nathan Rumler to show off explicit adult scenes of masturbation and lewd behavior.

I can't even begin to fathom why people would opt to put their names and faces to rubbish such as this 2020 movie titled "Amityville Vibrator". Needless to say that the acting performances were nothing to write home about. Nor were I familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list, which surprisingly enough all don't even have faces on their IMDb profiles.

This was an abominable movie, and it is laughable that it could be labeled as a horror comedy, as it was essentially pornography. I watched the cut that was edited for the European market, but I don't know how much if differs from the US version. Not that I actually care in any way.

Do yourself a favor and give "Amityville Vibrator" a wide berth.

My rating of writer and director Nathan Rumler's 2020 swing and miss of a movie lands on a one out of ten stars.

I love this movie because it's so disturbing but in all the best ways.

The whole vibe is like a 90s cult horror film which is great because they just don't make them like that anymore.

I love the cheesiness of the dialogue and the choice of music.

Definitely give this movie a chance if you're a fan cheesy lines and old-school gore effects.

Look, if all director and writer Nathan Rumler (Fangboner, Gay for Pray: The Erotic Adventures of Jesus Christ) had done was write this movie's tagline, "For God's sake, get off!" and never even made the movie, we'd be fine.

However, I made a deal with a lesser demon to get Arrow blu rays for free, which means that now I must review every Amityvlille movie or pay for their latest releases with something worth way more than my paycheck.

Cathy (Corella Waring, CarousHELL) has done the unthinkable. She's bought a marital aid at a yard sale, which may be the most wrong of the many wrong things in this movie. The more she and her girlfriend Roxi (Mallory Maneater) use the titular evil wand upon one another, the more chance that the demons that possessed the residents of 112 Ocean Avenue will find their way into their loins. And their souls, I guess.

Also, the vibrator can talk.

Also, there's Spanky, a possessed ventriloquist dummy that rips off a man's face and then has sex with a woman.

Also, there's a murder scene juxtaposed with a sex scene.

Also, a character asks "Perform an exorcism on my (slang for part of anatomy)."

Also, two characters take mushrooms in the woods for real and in real time we watch them wander all over the place.

Meanwhile, Chad (Rumler) - the ex-boyfriend of Cathy - and his partner Mallory (Emily Hilborn) are kind of cosplaying Friday the 13th the Series except they are hunting down all of the cursed objects from the DeFeo house and only have one object left. Yes, the magical vibrator.

That said, in no way is this movie for anyone easily offended by, well, anything. It's exactly what it promises to be and much, much worse. It's a grimy, gross and upsetting movie that's definitely going to have an audience. And well, I guess I'm in it because I have to see every Amityville movie and write them up if I want that UHD of They Call Her One Eye without suffering in Hell for all eternity.

Mitigating factor: a male cover version of the spraying amputation in Tenebre, copious amounts of well-done gore and people who are all obviously having fun making this. Honestly, this movie gave me the same feelings I had watching Cannibal Holocaust and that says to me that despite watching every Bruno Mattei and Joe D'Amato movie this year, I am still human after all.