This is another epic Asylum production (sarcasm alert). On the island of Sweetwater, Florida there lives a giant gator who is addicted to meth. DEA Agent Dante Williams (LaRonn Marzett) is back in town to help hunt the gator. He has had a falling out with Anna (Vanesa Tamayo) whose cartel father was taken out by the DEA. She is what passes for eye candy in this film plus some token bikini blondes. Bullets don't penetrate the gator. The gator becomes stronger with more meth consumed. The cops go undercover to look for the main meth lab. In order to do this they must join a redneck slap club. The first rule about face slapping club is..nevermind.

The film was unintentionally (?) funny. Hard to tell with Asylum. I laughed out loud with the gater climbing a cell tower. After breaking into a room and devouring a guy and meth, it scampers out when someone knocks on the door, like Superman ducking guns thrown at him.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

Oh well, what can you do... : )

Actually, even though I FF through the obvious Asylum filler, the action scenes were pretty 'good', using the term EXTREMELY loosely. The Redneck slapping contest was too much.

The only thing I can say honestly is that yes, this movie was actually much better than 'COCAINE BEAR' which I couldn't even finish. And, even at that, I can only truly give it a '4'...

I mean, what else can I possibly say. You frigg'n KNOW what you are getting into here, but I guess if you find this kind of thing funny you might get a tiny bit of entertainment out of it.

Oh, I'm gonna be a 'Guy' here for a moment... The main girl was quite shapely and kind of cute... until she opened her mouth... Okay... Guy stuff done, sorry... :D

You know... I downloaded 'SHARKS OF THE CORN' like 2 years ago or whenever it came out. I just could NOT pass up a name like that. But, to be honest, I haven't gotten up the courage actually to watch it yet...