Beaks: The Movie

1987 [SPANISH]

Horror / Thriller

IMDb Rating 3.6/10 10 931 931

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Plot summary

Vanessa, a television reporter covering a story of a farmer attacked by his chickens, discovers that this is not an isolated incident. Travelling to Spain with her cameraman Peter, the two discover the survivors of a town wiped out by the birds thirty years ago. Meanwhile, attacks continue as a child's birthday party ends in tragedy and doves devour a poultry farmer and his wife. Vanessa soon comes to the conclusion that the birds are organizing themselves against the ecological ravages of man, but time is running out as thousands of birds launch an attack against a train Vanessa is traveling on.

Top cast

Michelle Johnson as Vanessa Cartwright
Aldo Sambrell as Arthur Neilson
Maria Jose as Secretary
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1 hr 40 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by TheOldGuyFromHalloween3 4 / 10

Were they out of their falcon minds?

Such an obvious ripoff of Hitchcock's movie. But Michelle Johnson is so hot. She's one of the best looking chicks of the 80s. Hehe chicks.
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Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies 4 / 10

Beaks!

Not to be confused with Beaks: The Novel, this movie is also known as El Ataque de los Pajaros (The Attack of the Birds), Birds of Prey, Evil Birds and Beaks: The Birds 2, which is some Bruno Mattei-level skullduggery.

It was directed by Rene Cardona Jr., who made King of the Gorillas after King Kong, Tintorera after Jaws and Survive! after an Uruguayan rugby team crashed in the Andes Mountain and ate one another. So what you need to know is that this is a filmmaker who only cares about entertaining you, not lawyers or the sensibilities of average folk. This is a guy who had so much fun making a film with cannibalism in it that he went back and did it again with Cyclone and got some Hollywood stars to go along for the ride.

Rene, I love your whole family. I love your father and his films. I love your son and his movies. And man, you know what's up. I have no idea what you were trying to do here, but as a friend, I'm going to sit through it.

Michelle Johnson started her acting career leaving modeling behind and needing to meet with a judge before appearing topless at age 17 in Blame It On Rio. The rest of her career was spent in movies that I can instantly point to her being in, like Waxwork, Blood Ties, Dr. Giggles and the Andrew Stevens-directed Illicit Dreams.

She's starring with another actor who got famous getting naked on a beach in some form of exploitation magic kismet. Christopher Atkins was all of 19 when he appeared alongside Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon, playing cousins shipwrecked on an island that is destined to aggressively cuddle because it was 1980 and incest was seemingly everywhere (a cursory look at Pornhub says, nope, it hasn't gone anywhere).

They both ended up on Dallas as well, with Johnson showing up in the TV movie Dallas: War of the Ewings and the rebooted 2000's version, while Atkins played camp counselor Peter Richards for the 1983 season. He also had a singing career - "How Can I Live Without Her" peaked at #71 on the Billboard charts - and appeared in movies like Shakma, Mortuary Academy and The Little Unicorn before becoming a luxury pool builder and fishing lure inventor.

Here, the twosome play Vanessa, a television reporter, and Pete, her cameraman. They're investigating stories of farmers being attacked by their chickens and then go to Spain to meet the survivors of similar attacks thirty years ago.

You have to give it to Cardona, because he realizes, "¡Hola, no soy Hitchcock!" and goes full gonzo, having children decimated by birds at a birthday party and a farmer and his wife killed by doves, the very symbol of peace.

Why are the birds doing this? Because they've had enough with men and this time, it's personal. As it always is, really.

Gabriele Tinti, who usually is in Joe D'Amato stuff like The Crawlers and Endgame, shows up here, uniting two of my favorite scummy movie worlds. Aldo Sambrell is also here, probably telling everyone at catering how many Sergio Leone movies he was in. I kid! They didn't have a catering budget.

This movie still isn't as bad as the Rick Rosenthal-directed The Birds II: Land's End. That is such a small bar to trip over, however.

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