A bunch of skanky dough-bodied lop-sided boob-jobbed, desperate, females lounge around posing in various stages of unattractive undress in this near zero plot movie shot in a voyeuristic sort of way.
If that's your deal maybe you'll like this movie, but there's better titillation on the internet. There's an even less attractive girl in a purple nighty who keeps getting the attention of the other girls, but doesnt want it.
She goes home to her dim apartment longing for a job as a model. But don't you need looks? She doesnt have any. Plus she can't even act and she doesn't shave her arms! They look like big foot's arms!
This movie is absolutely horrible and stupid. The only saving grace is that more than half the movie has no dialog.
Don't bother.
Bikini Mayhem
2015
Action / Horror / Thriller
Bikini Mayhem
2015
Action / Horror / Thriller
Plot summary
A young college student and hopeful full-time professional model will soon realise that to find fortune and fame in this cut-throat profession, she'll need to go to great extents to accomplish her dreams.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
August 24, 2023 at 06:44 AM
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Avoid at All Costs
Not actually a bad movie, because not actually a movie.
Despite its claims, this isn't a movie. This is someone pointing a phone at some friends and pretending it's a movie. Then he, apparently, told some of his friends mums that they could be in the 'movie' if they took their clothes off.
The editing is perplexing with one scene having the same few seconds just repeated five or six times. Then the beach 'photo shoot' is three minutes of wave footage with what is apparently a camera shutter noise happening off screen.
There's an 'Industry Party' (modelling industry?) which is half a dozen drunks standing around a pool in a very cheap looking back yard.
There are no 'actors' in this, just people Eric Williford ("Writer" and "Director") happens to know. There's no proper sound recording, no editing, no lighting, cinematography or any other characteristic of an actual 'movie.'
I will say the bass line at the start wasn't too bad and Cori Collins (as main character Ivy Winters) isn't awful looking.
You'll be happier with yourself if you spend your time sticking bamboo under your fingernails rather than watching this festering pool of crap.
A Future Classic
I am in complete disbelief. For a low-budget film, it surprised me with its quality. It takes a real passion to release something this artistic to the public. There is definitely room for improvement, particularly with the plotline and editing. I'll keep an eye on this director and I suggest you do the same.