Blondes Have More Guns

1996

Comedy / Thriller

4
IMDb Rating 4.4/10 10 263 263

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Plot summary

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Top cast

Richard Neil as Dick Smoker
Kenneth B. Belsky as The Doctor
Karl-Heinz Teuber as Montana's Father
André Brazeau as Captain Hook
720p.WEB
824.69 MB
984*720
English 2.0
NR
29.97 fps
1 hr 29 min
Seeds 13

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies 3 / 10

Anyways...

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 2 / 10

Lame-brained Troma spoof

Reviewed by gridoon2025 4 / 10

Not as much fun as it sounds

First of all, the title is kind of misleading: yes, there are blondes in this movie, but they use guns approximately 1% of the running time (at the most). Unless the title refers to their others "assets", in which case it makes more sense. Anyway, this spoof of "Basic Instinct" (with such side targets as "Indecent Proposal", "Body Of Evidence" and "9 & 1/2 Weeks") is certainly not lazy - there's a visual or verbal gag every 10 seconds or so - but, unfortunately, only a small portion of these gags score; the first 10 minutes are the best, the last 10 minutes, in particular, degenerate into sloppy idiocy. For most of the people involved, this was their first and last film; one that I would have liked to see in more is former Miss California (or so the Troma DVD cover claims) Elizabeth Key, who is not only beautiful (though the nudity is provided by the other leading lady, Gloria Lusiak), but a pretty funny comedienne as well. *1/2 out of 4.
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