This movie was so bad I only made it through about the first 15 minutes, and I''l watch just about anything and like it. How this ever got a near 7 star rating is beyond me. I gave it two out of pity for the people who wasted a million bucks making it.
Plot summary
A Tinder date gone astray leaves famous fitness selfie queen, Barbi, lost in the wilderness trying to survive despite Homeland Security, alien death rays and zero cell service.
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November 10, 2019 at 06:29 AM
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OMG! POS!
Come on......
Seven point seven? Come on...... Lol. I look for trailer at youtube. And, voila.... This rating makes me laugh. Hard laugh.
Wow, seriously?...
Granted, the movie's cover/poster actually made this 2019 movie look like something that could actually be a fun movie to sit down and watch. Except it didn't!
This movie was the epitome of stupidity and horrible movie-making. I mean, the storyline was so stupid that it wasn't even funny. I think I laughed maybe once throughout the entire course of the movie. And yeah, I managed to stick with the movie to the very end, hoping that it would eventually turn around and become a movie that was worth watching. That just never happened.
The acting in the movie wasn't really particularly outstanding, truth be told. Was it memorable acting performances? Hardly so. Entertaining? Nope, not really.
The script and storyline was a scrambled heap of a mess. And in all honesty, then it didn't really appeal to me. Sure, there were elements that had potential, but it just never came to fruition and ended up being a mere shrug of the shoulders.
And as for the CGI in the movie? Well, let's not venture there. Yeah, it was that atrocious. You just have to witness that for yourself. Amazing that in 2019 they still come up with CGI that looks like something from an early 1990s PC game.
And you just got to love the toy guns that were supposed to pass for being alien technology weaponry. Yeah, even a blind man wouldn't buy that.
No, just no. Don't bother with this movie, unless you are perhaps a fan of Vera VanGuard. I have never heard of her before watching this movie, so I have no idea who she is. But I am sure that there are people out there that are familiar with her.
My rating of "Breaking Barbi" is a mere three out of ten stars.