This could've been a ton more intriguing, but the unbelievably thin plot and pace screwed it all up. I watched it over a span of two days...and yet it still felt like an eternity to complete. Three stars for some fun dialogue.
Camp Wedding
2019
Action / Comedy / Horror / Mystery
Camp Wedding
2019
Action / Comedy / Horror / Mystery
Plot summary
Back in the 80s, Camp Pocumtuck was one of the strictest and most-religious summer camps ever known. It was forced to shut its doors when a young girl was struck by lightning. Before that, it was the site of a Native American massacre. And before that, several women were burned at the stake for being witches. Nowadays, Mia’s friends are not too keen on transforming this dilapidated summer camp into the wedding venue of her dreams. Mia’s wound a bit too tight and somewhat of a control freak. Her gay BFF has the hots for all the groomsmen and her maid of honor just wants good cellphone reception. Even worse, she accidentally sent an email invite to her annoying high school friend whom she hasn’t seen in years. But nothing will stop Mia from having a perfect wedding, not even when people begin disappearing in the night, and especially not when a spirit-possessed Teddy Ruxpin starts telling her to hide the bodies.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
August 23, 2021 at 01:51 PM
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Felt like five hours while watching...
Right in the middle
This movie is not scary or really that funny. The story is a reasonable effort, don't expect big things though. Some bits were good and some bits were bad, this is the reason for my average rating. I would recommend it, if you have nothing better to do.
All Over The Place Cheese Fest
Yep. This was a super cheesy flick.
Was there even one drop of blood?
I don't think there was.
However, there was a lynched Cabbage Patch doll, a Teddy Ruxpin, a walkman, cassette tape, polaroid camera and a gluten-free knife.
This was just a no.
The only reason I'm giving it 2 stars is because it did a good job at making the cell phone screens and conversations easy to see and read. That's a little thing that gets on my nerves but they did a decent job with it.
Everything else was a big NO.