Chopping Block

2016

Comedy / Horror

1
IMDb Rating 4.3/10 10 197 197

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Plot summary

CHOPPING BLOCK follows a group of corporate guys who get laid off. Desperate times call for desperate measures. They decide to kidnap their ex-boss's daughter for ransom. Things take a bloody turn, when the boss's daughter just happens to be the only survivor of a masked psychopath. A masked psychopath still out for blood. Hilarity & bloodshed ensue...

Director

Joshua Hull Photo
Joshua Hull

Top cast

Michael Malone Photo
Michael Malone as Donnie
Cliff Edens Photo
Cliff Edens as Sadie Grace
Tia Mapes Photo
Tia Mapes as Steve's wife
Melissa Revels Photo
Melissa Revels as Abby
720p.WEB 1080p.WEB
761.03 MB
1280*536
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
Seeds 8
1.38 GB
1920*804
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
Seeds 16

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 1 / 10

Gormless

Reviewed by thesar-2 5 / 10

Office Slasher

I love it when a plan comes together.This EXTREME Independent film works because: A) the cast has enormous chemistry and B) because some of the jokes actually do land. In fact, this is an 80% comedy over horror, and I get the jokes. It's just that - they were trying SO HARD and a lot of the jokes did make me laugh. It was the thought that counted.Basically, an Office Space of Workaholics get laid off and they drunkenly decide to kidnap the ex-boss's daughter for severance pay. Only, she's got her own stalking issues to deal with, herself. And now, so do they.What really works here is the on-screen chemistry. It's not the best shot indie film I've seen (WAAAAAY too many closeups!! And from a lower angle.) But the dialogue never ended and the characters continued to very nicely feed off each other. Again, I laughed out loud a few times and that kept me going and warranted a recommendation.***Final thoughts: Funny, Amazon Prime told me this INDIANA-made film is not available in my region, but I found it rather easily and for free on YouTube. My two favorite quotes had me pause the movie I was laughing so hard:"I agree with the gay mouse." - Delivery DriverAnd, of course, "You really are an asshole, Steve," - Wife
Reviewed by jpmellow 4 / 10

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