Chopping Block

2016

Comedy / Horror

1
IMDb Rating 4.3/10 10 197 197

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Plot summary

CHOPPING BLOCK follows a group of corporate guys who get laid off. Desperate times call for desperate measures. They decide to kidnap their ex-boss's daughter for ransom. Things take a bloody turn, when the boss's daughter just happens to be the only survivor of a masked psychopath. A masked psychopath still out for blood. Hilarity & bloodshed ensue...

Director

Top cast

Michael Malone as Donnie
Cliff Edens as Sadie Grace
Tia Mapes as Steve's wife
720p.WEB 1080p.WEB
761.03 MB
1280*536
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
Seeds 8
1.38 GB
1920*804
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
Seeds 16

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 1 / 10

Gormless

Reviewed by thesar-2 5 / 10

Office Slasher

I love it when a plan comes together.This EXTREME Independent film works because: A) the cast has enormous chemistry and B) because some of the jokes actually do land. In fact, this is an 80% comedy over horror, and I get the jokes. It's just that - they were trying SO HARD and a lot of the jokes did make me laugh. It was the thought that counted.Basically, an Office Space of Workaholics get laid off and they drunkenly decide to kidnap the ex-boss's daughter for severance pay. Only, she's got her own stalking issues to deal with, herself. And now, so do they.What really works here is the on-screen chemistry. It's not the best shot indie film I've seen (WAAAAAY too many closeups!! And from a lower angle.) But the dialogue never ended and the characters continued to very nicely feed off each other. Again, I laughed out loud a few times and that kept me going and warranted a recommendation.***Final thoughts: Funny, Amazon Prime told me this INDIANA-made film is not available in my region, but I found it rather easily and for free on YouTube. My two favorite quotes had me pause the movie I was laughing so hard:"I agree with the gay mouse." - Delivery DriverAnd, of course, "You really are an asshole, Steve," - Wife
Reviewed by jpmellow 4 / 10

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