Confessions of a Window Cleaner

1974

Comedy

9
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 29% · 1 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 29% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 4.8/10 10 1912 1.9K

based on novel or book brother-in-law exploitation sexual humor blunt window cleaner

Please enable your VPΝ when downloading torrents

If you torrent without a VPΝ, your ISP can see that you're torrenting and may throttle your connection and get fined by legal action!

Get Surf VPΝ

Plot summary

Young Timmy starts as a window cleaner in the little company of his brother. Soon he learns that some female customers expect additional service. Young and curious as he is, he reluctantly accepts the juicy duty. However his heart belongs to Liz, who demands the highest commitment until she lets him go all the way.

Director

Val Guest Photo
Val Guest

Top cast

Christopher Owen Photo
Christopher Owen as Vicar
Joan Hickson Photo
Joan Hickson as Mrs. Radlett
Melissa Stribling Photo
Melissa Stribling as Mrs. Villiers
Sheila White Photo
Sheila White as Rosie Noggett
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
830.1 MB
1280*694
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 28
1.5 GB
1920*1040
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 42

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Who_remembers_Dogtanian 4 / 10

Nothing like as bad as you'd think!

Despite preconceptions, it's not vulgar, coarse or offensive. If you can accept the fact that it's actually meant to be cheap tacky rubbish you might find this mildly entertaining.Robin Askwith gave hope to every clueless, ugly spotty teenager that had no idea whatsoever about girls. He showed that even the most hopeless case could have countless sexual adventures.....just by becoming a window cleaner. George Formby never extolled the perks of this career like this!You know that as soon as each sexy girl first makes her appearance, within three to four minutes she'll have lost her clothes and a minute later will be getting physical with young Mr Askwith. Yes, it is super-tacky but since it's all done for laughs it's not what you could call dirty or smutty. You wouldn't call it tasteful but it's a lot more innocent than you think.Another thing this isn't is funny. Even if you were a 17 lad in 1974 you probably wouldn't have laughed either but it is watchable and once you've started watching it, you'll want to stick with it until the end....and not just because of the promise of more naked ladies!
Reviewed by kevin_robbins 6 / 10

Confessions of a Window Cleaner is a fun, coming-of-age, sex-themed comedy that pleasantly surprised me

I recently watched Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974) on Tubi. I recently watched Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974) on Tubi. The storyline follows a young man who gets into the family window washer business. He's asked to push the sales of the business and finds his success can be lucrative in more than one way. He might even find true love in the process. ?Directed by Val Guest (The Boys in Blue), the film features Robin Askwith (Bless This House), Anthony Booth (Corruption), Sheila White (Oliver), Judy Matheson (Twins of Evil), and Linda Hayden (Taste the Blood of Dracula).This classic British comedy adopts a "tongue-and-cheek" approach, surpassing my expectations with its unique storyline, random circumstances and clever dialogue. This also has an attractive cast and humorous sex scenes, particularly a well-executed soap suds sequence. While the ending is a bit over the top, the overall experience remains worthwhile.In conclusion, Confessions of a Window Cleaner is a fun, coming-of-age, sex-themed comedy that pleasantly surprised me. I'd give this a 6/10 and recommend watching it once.
Reviewed by crossbow0106 4 / 10

Seeing Things

This is the first of the Confessions films based on Timothy Lea's novels and starring Robin Askwith as Timmy. He becomes a window cleaner for his brother in law Sid (Anthony Booth). It seems every job involves some kind of sexual encounter. So, there is a lot of nudity in this film. That being said, it would have been better if it wasn't so infantile. The only character that is worth watching is Timmy's love interest, played by the very pretty Linda Hayden. Considering what came after it (there were even copycat films, as this one was very successful), this film is fairly tame. To me, its the weakest of the Confessions films.
Read more IMDb reviews

2 Comments

Be the first to leave a comment