Consumed
2024
Horror

Consumed
2024
Horror
Plot summary
Married couple Jay and Beth take a celebratory camping trip a year after Beth's cancer remission but find themselves trapped between a wild madman and a skin-stealing monster.
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Another weird movie with an agenda!!
Its strange. We seem to be stuck in an era where this emergence of weird emasculating movies seems to be showing its ugly little head,
Dude & Dudette get stuck in the forest. Dudette is upset that the Dude is showing respect and being a Dude.
Dude gets injured, another new dude turns up, Dudette touches up new Dude like she's never seen a dude before..... some monster that you never really see some how makes the movie come together..... Dudette's original dude lays on bed injured throughout entire movie being disrespected while Dudette plays beauty and the beast with new dude...... beauty is a far reach. LOL ... I really don't know how else to describe this pile of absolute trash.
The best acting was done by the guy who was sleeping throughout the majority of the movie.
Oh ...... also .... Dudette starts dreaming about new dude while old dude is laying unconscious. Its bad.
TBH ... this film is complete and utter trash. I started writing this review mid way through the film. It becomes much MUCH worse.
Consumed.....by boredom
A couple goes on a camping trip somewhere in the woods.
For the first half hour or so they just do that.
Walking around and talking about some boring stuff.
Sometimes the woman has some visions of herself lying on a stretcher.
What??? Why???
Well at least the nature photography is quite nice.
Then they put up their tent, talk a lot of lengthy nonsense around the campfire and go to sleep when the woman has more of these stupid and boring "visions"
Then some foggy wood-creature-thingy hunts them through the woods.
Why??? What???
It could have just surprised them while they were sleeping in their tent - but who knows - perhaps the creature-thingy is also into wandering through the woods?
It is day all of a sudden, the couple is wandering through the woods again, with the creature-thingy never catching up to them, the woman has more and more of these boring visions, and so on.
Then they meet some crazy hunter guy, take shelter in his cave and now sit down there in that cave, talking nonsense for a long time while the woman has more visions.
Sounds all veeeery boring and veeery stupid?
Yes, it is.
I'll spare you the even more boring and stupid details of how it all ends but anyway most of it consists of more and more of these visions the woman has.
And they get longer and longer and longer and even more nonsensical.
And that is basically the whole boring and stupid movie.
At no point whatsoever does it get even mildly interesting, let alone suspenseful, thrilling or entertaining.
If you don't know how to tell a good story, just show some nice nature pictures and a woman with some stupid visions in the woods.
Ohhhhh....facepalm!