You know how some movies are so bad that you have to watch in fascinated horror? This isn't one of them. This one is so bad it takes an act of will to watch it at all.

Three teenage girls run away from home because they have become jaded by their lives, and their dream is to see the ocean in California. They set off on motorcycles. Bad stuff happens to them. Finally they make it to the California beach, but spoiler. As if it's possible to spoil something this abysmal.

As if to underscore the lameness of the writing and acting, we're also mistreated to scenes of the three girls randomly wigging the controls of their motorcycles like toddlers on a carnival ride. Would it have been too much trouble to at least teach them to keep their hands still on the throttle while cruising?

It might be fun to watch "Cycle Vixens" Mystery Science Theater style with a lot of friends under the influence of potent mind-altering substances, but I don't think even an acid trip could make this lame little item interesting.

Only gave it a 1 because there IS no zero on this scale.

I saw the movie on post at Fort Bliss in 1981, and I still can't get the horrible thing out of my head.

Pathetic acting, screen writing, directing, and continuity editing make this the quintessential icon for material that should never have been filmed.

Watch this movie once, and you'll never see another bad film again in your life.

For this reason and this reason alone, it is probably worth watching . . . ONCE.

Seeing it more often could be hazardous to your taste.