I tried to find unintentional humour in this, for want of a better word, film. It would have actually made it watchable (for all the wrong reasons), but alas it wasn't to be.

From the cheap props and a kids mask in which they didn't even bother to fix the pushed-in nose to the wooden doors in a spaceship?!? Not to mention the toy guns and dust masks this atrocity should never have been unleashed on the unsuspecting (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) public.

If you're reading this, it may well be too late and you've probably already watched it. I found that talking about it helps. Find a support group and I wish you a speedy recovery.

There are 'bad movies' and then there are 'awful movies'. Even if it hadn't cost much to make this 'movie', the question on everybody's mind, after spending 15 minutes watching it, would probably be "But why even make it at all?" !! With acting 'skills' that fall somewhere in between porno and home movies, jumpsuits passing off as spacesuits, toy guns for weapons and a humanoid with a pot belly, you'd think that things couldn't get any worse. Wrong! Compared to this, Ed Wood's 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' looks like high art.

Among the weakest efforts in Mark Polonia's later catalogue but still enjoyable of course. Takes inspiration mostly from the Lynch movie and attempts to be surreal but that kind of clashes with the more simplistic type of impudent frivolous vibe and dialogue side characters deliver from time to time.

Just as low budget as always but not much of a fun romp like his other films. Very reminiscent of old, usually italian, low grade sci-fi rip offs combined with the expected Dune references. Its just alright but far from solid.