Joe Crist

2024

Western

5
IMDb Rating 5.1/10 10 463 463

Please enable your VPΝ when downloading torrents

If you torrent without a VPΝ, your ISP can see that you're torrenting and may throttle your connection and get fined by legal action!

Get Expert VPΝ

Plot summary

A former bounty hunter awakens from a six-week coma to find he has been 'touched' for a higher calling.

Director

Mark Allen Michaels Photo
Mark Allen Michaels

Top cast

Carrie Keagan Photo
Carrie Keagan as Maggie
John Chizmar Photo
John Chizmar as Townsperson
Carson Rapsilver Photo
Carson Rapsilver as Bera
John Radspinner Photo
John Radspinner as Saloon Patron
720p.WEB 1080p.WEB
489.93 MB
1280*530
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
12 hr 53 min
Seeds 8
909.18 MB
1920*796
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
12 hr 53 min
Seeds 16

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by oshkaabewis 2 / 10

9's and 10's, really?

There was a time when movie making was an art. A time when a masterfully written script would be cast by exceptional actors and brought to life by a visionary director.Like three peas in a pod that work together and in unison to achieve one polished finished product.Now before everyone attacks me and gets my post deleted or banned, I am a mature Christian and have watched my fair share of "religious" themed movies. Many were bad, a few were good and mostly due to the ego centric attitudes of the writers who often think they can also direct or act at the same time.This movie is not worth a 9 or a 10. A good idea for a script, but a very poorly written script in the end.Acting was sub par, mostly over the top and very unbelievable and unauthentic. There was zero emotional investment in any of the characters.Sets were ok, sound was bad in some spots. But the writing was bad, so even with the best intentions of your actors, it failed to deliver.Directing was sub par.So it astounds and surprises me that for such a poorly made film, we have raving 9's and 10's, must see comments. Perhaps Gone with the Wind or 12 Angry Men could warrant such high marks. This movie is a 2 at best.
Reviewed by NoelPenaflor 6 / 10

Excellent use of the Wilhelm Scream.

The new western Joe Crist asks you, What Would Joe Crist Do?At just under an hour of running time, Joe Crist is a crisp(!) western/morality play with very little fat. You're not bogged down with unnecessary subplots. From the opening gunshots to the closing shot of ____, Joe Crist is no brakes western entertainment.If you're in the mood for some gun-totin' fun, Joe Crist is diverting enough to satisfy the western fans in all of you.Some eye-rollingly heavy-handed allegory that comes close to beating your head. If that's not your thing it's easy enough to ignore and enjoy the saddles and the giant hats.
Reviewed by NadiaMRobertson 5 / 10

God Works in Mysterious Ways - JOE CRIST (2024)

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."These are not the words of Joe Crist, the notorious titular bounty hunter, born again to blow the brains out of the bad men terrorizing the town belonging to his best friends, but mirrors the spiritual sentiment of this satirical, semi-religious romp. Framing the story as an homage to all things Sergio Leone, director Mark Allen Michaels entertains the wild energy of a Western, while stripping the genre of its contemplative seriousness in substitution for something super silly.Fully stocked with Wilhelm screams, whip style camerawork, and cartoonish sound effects to amplify the absurdity, it becomes quickly apparent that JOE CRIST intends to play as parody instead of a straight drama or stereotypical faith based movie. The opening scene makes good and sure that everyone is on the same page that this isn't gonna get played during Bible School study.The film's religious context is on the forefront of Joe Crist's self righteous journey, but the digital blood bath painting the town red doesn't let the audience forget that violence is the real answer, even if Joe Crist may be the second coming of Christ in lightening wielding form. Because of the outright goofiness up front, it's hard to dial the tone back down, making the movie's less refined qualities more noticeable in its quieter moments - but the brisk runtime allows plenty of room for hootin n hollerin hilarity that makes still it worth a watch. The tangible chemistry of the cast feels like the folks involved had a blast bringing this film to fruition, as some scenes act almost like extended SNL sketches. Perfect to put on at a party packed with lots of booze for some guaranteed good times.The power of Joe Crist clearly compelled them, will it do the same for you?
Read more IMDb reviews

5 Comments

Be the first to leave a comment