Thomas Delon (Michael Paré) is an assassin who works locally in a small city and never gets suspected or caught. He takes orders from an Italian crime boss named Freeman (Jake Jacobson ) through Teddy Poe (Bill Oberst Jr.) who is Norman Bates crazy. Teddy uses a simple code for Thomas and places it in a bottle buried in the sand along with cash inside a box. He was seen getting information by his daughter Marina (Sanae Loutsis). When daddy is killed, Marina takes over his business.

They went overboard attempting to create a character for Poe and pretty much-ignored everyone else. The acting was as bad as the script. There didn't seem to be a director.

Guide: F-word. Nudity (Theresa Allen)

Kill Craft is a cinematic abomination that defies explanation. It's a jumbled mess of poor acting, atrocious writing, and cringe-worthy special effects. I'd rather watch paint dry than sit through this trainwreck again.

The plot (if you can call it that) is a convoluted disaster, with characters making decisions that would make even the most basic AI go, 'Hmm, nope, not doing that.' The dialogue is cringe-worthy, with gems like, 'I'll kill you... craft!' (no, really, that's a real line).

The acting? Forget about it. The 'actors' in this movie make high school drama club rejects look like Oscar winners. And don't even get me started on the 'action scenes,' which are about as thrilling as a sedated sloth.

Kill Craft: a cinematic abomination! Poor acting, atrocious writing, and cringe-worthy special effects. Plot's a convoluted disaster, characters make brainless decisions. Dialogue's cringe-worthy, acting's sub-par. Action scenes are thrilling as a sedated sloth. The editing's choppy, sound design's laughable, and the ending's a mind-boggling mess. Avoid this waste of time, travesty of filmmaking, and insult to cinema. Even a rat wouldn't watch! It's a catastrophe, a monstrosity, a... well, you get the idea.