Olivia (Angel Theory) who looks like a guy sometimes, teaches music to the hearing impaired. She has bonded with Marcus (Aiden Burkett) who has become one of the many missing children of late. She wants to look for Marcus, but her mother (Andi Chapman) blocks her. Olivia became hearing impaired from being abused by her grandfather (Lonzo Liggins). She goes to the park at night and sees the monster (Dmitrious Bistrevsky) which looks like the picture in an old German book which describes it as "The Destroyer" or "The Feaster." She teams up with Wallace (Alexander Neher) whose brother (Alexander Neher) was taken years ago. The monster is based on the Pied Piper story. It uses music to lure children who have been abused and turns them against their abusive parent (s) who they kill.

It was a semi-interesting plot. I couldn't get into the characters. The always empathic Olivia was unrealistic. Wallace wasn't really that likeable and lack a personality.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

OMG! This movie will put you to sleep. It is so slowly and incompetently directed that it will have you running for the hils.

It's not so much that the acting is bad, it's the writing and directing. I swear, I watched 25 boring minutes and still had no idea what was going on.

The movie is all over the place and not in a good way. At the 25 minute mark I started nodding off. It's THAT boring.

And none of it makes sense. If some weirdo keeps surprising you by showing up unanounced in your house would you keep entertaining him?

I wouldnt.

It's a dismal movie that is not worth your time or effort.

I have to admit that initially I wasn't harboring much of any hopes for this 2023 horror movie titled "Kinderfanger" (aka "Kinderfänger", which is the correct German spelling). A German title for an American movie? Odd.

Yet, I opted to sit down to watch "Kinderfänger", even without never having heard about it prior to stumbling upon it. After all, it was a horror movie that I hadn't already seen.

However, I must admit that writers Aaron Burgess and Matthew Golad actually managed to put together an enjoyable script for director Bridger Nielson to bring to the screen. I was genuinely entertained throughout the course of the 94 minutes that the movie ran for.

There was some old school type of horror vibe and atmosphere to the storyline and the narrative, and that definitely resonated very well with me. Plus, it was an interesting tale on the classic piper tale, and that certainly worked well in favor of the movie.

The casting in the movie was good, and it was nice to see Angel Theory in a leading role, and she did carry herself and the movie quite well. And it was certainly also nice to see Andi Chapman in the movie, despite her despicable character in the movie, but she performed quite well.

Visually then "Kinderfänger" was quite good. The piper creature was nicely rendered and looked rather interesting. Lots of nice details to the character, and it looked real, which was something I thoroughly enjoyed. Having a poorly rendered CGI creature in a movie just ruins the movie experience, luckily that wasn't the case with "Kinderfänger".

If you enjoy horror movies, then "Kinderfänger" is quite worth taking 94 minutes to sit down and watch. I was genuinely entertained by it.

My rating of "Kinderfänger" lands on a six out of ten stars.