I gotta adit, yes the movie wasnt that good, but come on now guys... i'm a former JW "cultist." have been since i was 4, quit when i was 15. I highly doubt jehovah's witnesses would allow such violence and profanity in their movies lmao.

Dont expect me to start preaching because im just as tired of it as most of you are. I will say though, yall mf's making yourselves look like clowns here in the reviews by saying jw's made the movie.

The movie itself was pretty mid. It could've had a better story line, better animation or whatever, im not a movie producer, but it sure wasnt meeting my expectations for something interesting.

It's an 88 minute commercial to let Jehovah Witnesses in your house. And if you don't, The Lord will... poison all the barbeque? Wait, what? Your wife will hate you and have another mans baby, your daughter will get knocked up AND your eldest son will sleep late and not clean the garage. You will also be cursed with the same shooting skill as a thumbless blind man. Yes, and you will shoot your family because you can aim the gun everywhere except at the guy, the size of a linebacker, standing directly in front of you. You will win the lottery and than you will die.

...or you can let them in. Do it for the barbeque!

If you took all the confusion David Lynch , the lengthiness Peter Jackson, Alanis Morrissette's sense of irony and rolled that up with the gripping intensity of a burp - you'd still have a movie 100 times better than this POS.