Machete Kills

2013

Action / Comedy / Crime / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 29% · 126 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 34% · 25K ratings
IMDb Rating 5.6/10 10 83187 83.2K

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Plot summary

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


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January 12, 2014 at 09:24 AM

Top cast

Mel Gibson as Voz
Alexa PenaVega as KillJoy
Walton Goggins as El Cameleón 1
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
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1 hr 47 min
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1 hr 47 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by p-jonsson 6 / 10

Actually a bit too ridiculously over the top

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture.

I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent.

Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, "bof" as the French say.

Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just bored being on the set. There was never any real spark.

At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.

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Reviewed by masonsaul 6 / 10

Good fun

Despite the terrible plot and unsatisfying sequel bait ending, Machete Kills is still good fun that manages to be even more ridiculous and over the top than it's predecessor. Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez are once again great and Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson both give gleefully over the top performances. Robert Rodriguez's direction is good, it's well filmed and reasonably well paced. The music by Carl Thiel and Robert Rodriguez is also good.

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