Monsters of California
2023
Adventure / Sci-Fi

Monsters of California
2023
Adventure / Sci-Fi
Plot summary
Teenager Dallas Edwards and his derelict friends go on a quest for the meaning behind a series of mysterious, paranormal events in Southern California. The truths they uncover begin to unravel extraordinary secrets.
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Skateboards, UFOs, and awkward "teens"
Douche bags of california
So I managed 49 minutes of this slacker scifi adventure? /comedy.
It had a good idea in the beginning but limped along and wasn't really sure what it was going to be maybe a comedy nah nothing funny here!
The cast were amiable like a noughties scooby doo gang but minus the doo.
The legendary casper van dien makes a appearance as naval intelligence men in black kind of character but he is sorely wasted on a lacklustre script and plot. Scowling through his lines.
Do yourself a favour watch the first twenty minutes ghost house segment then cut and run you won't miss anything else noteworthy.
So to sum up scifi no, comedy no, adventure definitely not, the four stars are for the leads sister in a bikini see where I'm going with this just blah blah blah!!
A bad scooby doo movie without the dog
I came across this movie while browsing UFO threads on Reddit. It seemed to hide clues and revelations about the whole UAP and alien affair.
Well, imagine watching a bad episode of Scooby-Doo, minus the dog, with four teenagers stumbling upon mysteries they generally escape from by literally running away. So, the first survival lesson: run.
The dialogues, moreover, are nothing short of comical. Forced humor and comedic pauses, including the old stoner friend trick.
The funny thing, though, is to notice how some dialogues are actually meant to be revealing: the movie changes its mood, and you witness a dialogue pasted there, almost randomly, that seems like a script taken from some conspiracy-minded mind.