Noah's Ark

2024 [PORTUGUESE]

Action / Adventure / Animation / Comedy / Family / Musical

5
IMDb Rating 4.3/10 10 697 697

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Plot summary

A pair of mice attempt to board Noah's Ark: Vini, a charismatic poet with terrible stage fright, and Tito, a talented and charming guitarist. When the rains come, only one male and one female of each species is allowed on Noah's Ark. With the help of an ingenious cockroach and fate's good luck, Vini and Tito sneak their way onto the Ark and together avert a showdown among the ships carnivores and plant eaters. All the while, the animals perform a series of classic songs inspired by world renowned poet, Vinicius de Moraes. Can these talented stowaways use music to break the tension and help these cooped up creatures survive the 40 days and 40 nights together?

Director

Sérgio Machado Photo
Sérgio Machado

Top cast

Alice Braga Photo
Alice Braga as Nina
Rodrigo Santoro Photo
Rodrigo Santoro as Vini
Karen Strassman Photo
Karen Strassman as Lioness / Jaguar / Giraffe
Louise D'Tuani Photo
Louise D'Tuani as Leoa / Girafa
720p.WEB 1080p.WEB
933.76 MB
1280*720
Portuguese 2.0
NR
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 41 min
Seeds 53
1.87 GB
1920*1080
Portuguese 5.1
NR
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 41 min
Seeds 30

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by shannonhaynes-50053 1 / 10

Absolute Garbage

Was expecting a cutesy kids film that probably didn't adhere too much to the traditional account but this strayed so far it didn't even make sense. The plot was so thin it was almost transparent. The characters were one dimensional. Shem, Ham and Japheth were no where to be seen. It was nice that Grandma Ruth (Mrs Noah) was a woman of colour but a bit weird that she kept making potions to fix her ancient ailing idiot of a husband (Noah). There were lines added obviously for modern relevance that didn't add anything to the story (and they could have done if they weren't just isolated oddities) like one about not getting the one male one female, what about all the other types of families? Or God getting too many voicemails when one text would have done. All in all just a total mess.
Reviewed by rebeltaz-18705 1 / 10

An Abomination

Of course it's Today, so you know that Noah and his wife Ruth are a ... mixed marriage. Noah is portrayed as a bumbling lunatic, while his wife uses potions and magic to heal him when he gets sick. Luckily, they aren't in the film more than five or ten minutes total, though that is more than enough. For some reason, their granddaughter (who looks suspiciously like a little boy) is on the Ark with them, but the little girl's parents are no where to be seen, nor are any of Noah's children.Then you've got the animals. They spend the entire time trying to eat each other and fighting over "who controls the Ark" while the humans do nothing. There is only one gorilla, and one bear, but they want to throw a hissy fit over three mice being onboard. I mean, if we're going to be a stickler for the rules, let's be consistent.The script was written to try and be "modern" - what with Noah complaining about God's voicemails and text messages - but it just makes the whole thing cringe. I swear when the lion declared the competition "fake news," I just knew that he was going to come out sporting a certain blonde hairdo.The entire movie is boring beyond words. It's not cute. It's not entertaining. It's not fun. The ONLY redeeming quality was the lion's song was a LITTLE catchy. Other than that, this whole thing is utterly forgettable. There are FAR better adaptations of this Biblical story, including the many animated versions.
Reviewed by fabio_lal 3 / 10

I couldn't finish watching

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