Noah's Shark
2021
Action / Adventure / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

Noah's Shark
2021
Action / Adventure / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Plot summary
A fame-seeking televangelist and his film crew team set out to find the fabled Noah’s Ark, but discover it is guarded by both an ancient curse and a prehistoric great white shark.
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Don't do it! Don't watch this " movie".
I like bad movies. Lotsa people do. But don't waste your time with this one. It doesn't even qualify as a movie. It's some kind of non-movie. There is nothing entertaining about this. Nothing. It's like a black hole from which no entertainment can escape. If I didn't have to use 600 characters to get this review posted i would have stopped by now simply because there's nothing to say about this .filmic fiasco.
The title and poster are cool, sure. But that's it. Just look at the poster and walk away, maybe making up your own movie in your own head. Trust me this is not worth your time. You'd get more out of an educational film about industrial sewage processing than this. Cinematic SNAFU. Ok it looks like my 600 character obligation has been met. Don't say I didn't warn you/