Phat Beach

1996

Action / Comedy

3
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 45% · 4 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 45% · 1K ratings
IMDb Rating 4.1/10 10 1099 1.1K

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Plot summary

A hefty homeboy borrows his dad's Mercedes and goes to the beach with his friends for wild sun & fun.

Director

Doug Ellin Photo
Doug Ellin

Top cast

Tommy 'Tiny' Lister Photo
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister as Tiny
Coolio Photo
Coolio as Coolio
Flip Schultz Photo
Flip Schultz as Talent Show Contestant in end credits
Brian Hooks Photo
Brian Hooks as Durrel Jackson
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814.69 MB
1280*718
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 28 min
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1.48 GB
1920*1078
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 28 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by homelesperan 5 / 10

Mediocre comedy-drama film about two young guys on a escapde at the beach.

Reviewed by FuuH

Phat beach changed my life.

Before "Phat Beach" (which was JFK's answer to Vietnam.), I was a loser. I was going to college to major in being a burger flipper. I was goin' nowheresville fast. But as soon as I saw "Phat Beach", I instantly knew that my life would never be the same. It inspired me to find true love by stealing my dad's car to find my dream woman. Like the movie, I was almost hit by a huge truck while sleeping right before I got to a Phat Beach. But, enough about me. The movie was excellent: great plot, great hot boxes, great actors, great kenny rogerz. The only thing that could be better would be Woody Allen and more hott black ladiez. I mean, Phat black ladies. I mean, Phat African Americans.I want to get the DVD, because I hear that there's cRaZy bloopers where Benny joins the navy and steals some car or some crap.But Coolio is in this movie, and I was very offended. I hate him so much. The only thing worse than his acting is his horrible, horrible music (which is, in some ways, Phat).If I were to sum this movie up in one statement, it would be, "gangbanging fun and 2fast2furious acting." If you liked that piece-of-crap movie, you'll probably hate Phat Beach, due to it being Phatter.This got a 3 on the PH scale. It was like acid. But the good kind. The Phat kind. The kind that you put on sores to get sick, sick pleasure.Like oranges.You can compare this movie to F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby. Benny was Gatsby, in the way that he was longing for his one true woman that he knew about, but could never obtain. Like Nick, his friend Direll or whatever that guy's name, he got the woman. And just like The Great Gatsby, everybody died in the end.Watching Phat Beach is also statistically proven to reduce the risk of heart cancer and HIV.PHAT BEACH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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