After viewing a few Bill Zebub films, can say that this was the worst of the bunch. It was the least appealing, least entertaining and most boring. The whole "Santa rapist" dream aspect wasn't exactly clear enough.
Moving at his typical slow pace, the story here is quite bland as it feels like Bill Zebub includes dialogue regarding religion and political beliefs where he thinks everything is deeper than it appears. For some reason, a lot of the women are these deep thinkers and full of knowledge.
As with his other films, there is an abundance of random nude women (more so in the first half), heavy metal/rock music in the background, scenes shot in the woods and a lot of random shots of outdoor scenery including geese, birds, deers and statues. The tone is just bland and nothing is funny. As the previous reviewer has stated. It isn't bad-funny. It's just bad.
The last 40 minutes or so move incredibly slow as these random scenes are added to fill time. A lot could have been trimmed down and the movie would have essentially been the same.
Plot summary
A woman reports her alien abduction story, but hypnosis reveals that her nocturnal visitor was a man dressed like Santa. Was she dreaming, or is there more to the story?
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November 03, 2022 at 03:48 PM
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Typical slow paced random nonsense
Really Bad Santa Porn
There is absolutely nothing redeeming avout this attrocity.
The acting is non-existent. The writing is moronic. There is no direction. The writer/director thinks that inserting women in bikinis talking to some long haired horrible actor about Jesus (clearly reading from a cue card) is social commentary.
The commentary is also all propaganda, not historic.
Actually it's just an excues to put more half naked women on the screen in between the Santa rape scenes -- in which by the way, the women offer no resistence and actually seem t enjoy it.
What kind of misogynist is this guy?
Truthfully the entire movie is just porn without the money shot.
It's a horrible offensive movie that literally has no redeeming qualities. It's not bad-funny. It's just bad.
Sixteen minutes into it I was bored beyond boredom.
Look at a coin, then look a away
"Santa Claus: A Horror Story" and "Santa Claus: Serial Rapist" are the same film. The Horror Story includes a bonus film, "The Druid Zombie." Bill BeZebub fills the film with his atheistic views of religion, his views of politics, and philosophy. Where you are on the belief and education scale will determine how much you enjoy listening to a film filled with monologues, interrupted by Bill in a bad Santa suit raping almost young girls.
The rapes themselves are metaphors. Santa represents St. Nicklaus and the Roman Catholic church in general as their rules have serially raped religion throughout the ages. This is explained far too often in the film. A lot of conjecture is spouted as fact, not that it is bad conjecture, it is just an educated guess exactly where the church got its ideas. Acting wasn't that good. Bill needs to stay off camera.
The film also consists of a lot of amateurish self promotion with background posters from previous films and a web address.
Guide; F-word, rape, FF nudity and a self vagina mutilation scene Bill felt he had to explain in length.