Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin
1970 [ITALIAN]
Drama / Western

Plot summary
Sartana, bounty hunter and gunfighter, witnesses the robbery of a shipment of gold. He finds his way into town where he meets with a lot of suspicious stares from the locals. He also meets with Samuel Spencer, who seems to own the company in this company town. The gold shipments are being stolen, so Spencer agrees to hire Sartana to protect the next gold shipment. Numerous dull-witted villains make attempts on Sartana's life, but he survives. Eventually, Sartana's nemesis Sabbath (he of the white coat and parasol) rides into town. With a showdown inevitable, Sartana and Sabbath square off to settle the score.
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Fun Spaghetti western with Sartana and Sabbath as tough and brave protagonists
A fine, hypnotic Western
I picked up this film for $5 I and I've played it at least 5,000 times since! I think it's shot in an alternate reality. why do I say this? Read on:
Apalousa is a strange land where sticks of dynamite NEVER explode.
In Apalousa Sartanna can only shoot people in groups of three. _Also, in this mysterious town, a mine owner can hire a band of crooks to rob the stage coach EVERY week, but the Mines don't think to hire their own transport?
Of course, there is always the utter coolness of Sartanna's friend Sabbath. He's an obviously gay gunslinger who is also a force to be reckoned with. I love it when he blows out the knees off the low-rent psycho Flint Fawcett, then tells him he doesn't know how to bow to a lady.
Probably the coolest scene is the "Talismanic Poker Scene" where Sarthnh, Sabbath, Trixiei and Samuel start with a $5 ante, yet end up with about ten grand on the table - after playing just one hand!
Oh, and to add to the coolness, all the main characters have their own theme music! Neat-0!