Here is how to make a Dakota Ray film

1. Color the film with one specific over saturated filter. He's most likely going to use red next time since he's already used green, blue, and purple.

2. Have everything divided into chapters so your audience knows kind of what's going on.

3. Have everyone narrate literally everything but have none of the narrations be beneficial to the plot.

4. Invest half of the film's budget on drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and vape cartridges. Once your out of money, scrounge up your buddies and get them high and drunk.

5. Have the main character be an overpowered edgy Gary Sue with an affinity for killing and Satan. Also, make sure Dakota Ray plays the main character.

6. Metal music everywhere, on a loop.

7. Dollar store props!!

8. Nudity, but not so much that it distracts from Dakota Ray because this is his movie, and it's about him. Don't you forget that, because if you do, you will certainly be reminded.

9. Drug dealer serial killer villains who most likely have fetishes. It's option to cast Fred Epstein in this role.

10. A lot of violence, but you must make sure that it's not shown too much because this is a low budget film. If your violence looks realistic, you've spent far too much money on prosthetics and makeup and not enough in drugs and alcohol. Drugs and alcohol first, realism second. Party on.

11. Make sure you hype the s**t out of it like it's nothing Dakota Ray has made before.

12. If you write a review, make sure it's romanticizing the film and thoroughly inflating Dakota's ego. Anything less is slander.