Shaolin Dolemite

1999

Action / Adventure / Comedy

7
IMDb Rating 3.9/10 10 273 273

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Plot summary

The film was created by re-dubbing footage filmed for the 1986 Taiwanese kung fu film Ren zhe da (known in English as Ninja: The Final Duel). Ren zhe da producer Robert Tai had reportedly filmed 10 hours of footage for the film that was cut to 90 minutes for release. Much of the footage that was not included in the release of Ren zhe da is included in Shaolin Dolemite as well as original footage of Moore observing the story of the film and making obscenity-laced comments. Other new footage includes a segment portraying Moore's long time friend Jimmy Lynch as a Drunken Master named Sam the Spliff.

Director

Robert Tai Photo
Robert Tai

Top cast

Mandy Pang Photo
Mandy Pang as Wutasha
Silvio Azolini Photo
Silvio Azolini as Davey Crockett
Kwo-Chiang Chang Photo
Kwo-Chiang Chang as Bronzeman
Alice Tseng Photo
Alice Tseng as Ninja Ho'
720p.WEB
976.43 MB
960*720
English 2.0
NR
25 fps
1 hr 46 min
Seeds 33

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by KnatLouie 5 / 10

Great lost footage from "Ninja: The Final Duel" here!

Okay, first of all, I'd like to send a warning to every Dolemite-fan out there: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Rudy Ray Moore is only in the movie for a total of maximum 5-10 minutes, and only delivers dialogue like "Shiiiit", "Mothafuckaaa" and stuff like that, very uncreative by his part. Sam the Spliff (Jimmy Lynch) also appears in new footage and briefly fights two Asian Ninjas, who are totally unrelated to the rest of the movie.Also on the DVD is a short (and very poorly filmed/written/delivered) introduction by Rudy, which is mind-numbingly awful and should not be seen by anyone either. I can't believe how low Moore has sunk to milk more money out of his loyal fans, it's really quite sad.But, now on the good part: Somehow, Moore has found the original lost footage from "Ninja: The Final Duel", which was not released on the DVD-version of that movie (There was allegedly more than 10 hours of footage for a mini-series about Ninjas). He has added his own silly dubbing, which tries to modernize the story and move it forward to some sort of conclusion at the end, although his own footage makes no sense, which his ugly mug popping up every 10 minutes and saying "Wow, there's Ninjas!" and stuff like that.Apart from the spliced-in footage of himself (actually dubbed worse than the old movie), the movie is quite entertaining, with many creative fights and mysterious objects flying around, like two bells fighting it out, breaking the sound-barriers and what the human mind can take (The original scene went on for more than 5 minutes with Eugene Thomas and a female Ninja ringing their bells constantly.. a good way to lose your mind if you turn up the volume to the max!) The movie features Eugene Thomas as the bad guy with a gold-paper crescent moon on his forehead, and Alexander Lou as the hero who is trying to stop his evil ways, along with his helpers, two orange-clad hare Krishna-monks played by the martial arts legends Toby Russell and John Ladalski, and the gay Davey Crockett wielding a sword, played by the hilarious Silvio Azzolini, who along with Thomas and Lou also played a major part in the Ninja-classic "Mafia Vs. Ninja", which also was directed by the legendary Robert Tai, who plays "Abbott White" here, who does some really amazing fighting.Things to look for: Ninja's flying out of the ground, digging underground tunnels faster than moles; a topless female Ninja who uses her "talents" to embarrass her opponents; blankets flying around almost living their own lives; guys spitting out so much blood that you shouldn't think their stomachs's were healthy; and a golden and a silver super-fighter who cannot be beaten by anything other than small beads! So, all in all, I give the "Ninja: Final Duel"-footage 9/10 points, and the new footage of Moore and the atrocious new dubbing 1/10, for a total of 5/10 stars.P.S: On the DVD (I got it along with "The Black Samurai" on a double-pack) there is fortunately a lot of extra scenes from the original movie, with the original Asian dubbing! These should not be missed!
Reviewed by himikey 4 / 10

Only for those who love cheese.

Moore is in the movie for about 15 minutes, the rest is a re-edited generic kung-fu movie. Has a few funny moments, but after the novelty of the foul-mouthed dubbed-in voiceovers wears off, you're stuck with an old dumb plotless low budget cookie cutter martial arts movie.
Reviewed by kevin_robbins 3 / 10

This is a below average film that isn't a complete waste of time

Shaolin Dolemite (1999) is a movie currently available on Tubi. The storyline follows Tupac from the Dolemite Clan as he looks to take down the evil Ninja Clan led by Abbot White and Ninja Ho. This movie is directed by Robert Tai (Mafia versus Ninja), Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite), Alexander Rei Lo (Five Fighters of Shaolin) and Hai-Hsing Li (The Last Blood). The storyline for this picture is awful, but the action scenes and dialogue are hilarious (but a bit inconsistent). Some of the dialogue and one liners are gold and some are cheesy but almost none of them would get by public relations and into film now. The action scenes were actually fairly well choreographed, but some scenes were sped up that wasn't necessary. I did like some of the backdrops and circumstances. Overall this is a below average film that isn't a complete waste of time. I would score this a 3/10.
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