This film was agonisingly painful to watch. Even the sex scenes were non eventful.
Siberia
2018
Action / Crime / Drama / Romance / Thriller
Siberia
2018
Action / Crime / Drama / Romance / Thriller
Plot summary
Lucas, a diamond trader who travels to Saint Petersburg to arrange a sale, discovers that his Russian business partner has left his hotel and gone to a small Siberian village, so Lucas also heads there to try find him.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
September 09, 2018 at 12:25 AM
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Top cast
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Waste of time
Total nonsense screenplay full of plot issues. I've seen better writing from a 5th grader
The screenplay destroyed any potential this film may have had.
The story is absolutely useless and unnecessary from start to midpoint. The remainder of the scenes where convoluted (especially the ending) and so dragged out - especially the lame sex scenes.
I had to fast forward most of the long scenes as I was losing my interest and patience. What were the writers thinking? A 5th grader could have written this better.
This film suffered an identity crisis; what is soft porn? what is a romance? was it a thriller? was it spy film? There was certainly no action or suspense. There where so many plot issues and more holes than in Swiss cheese.
The cinematography was the main highlight, then the acting, and finally the directing was fairly decent, although the director should have demanded this film be edited down - especially the dragged out useless scenes to perhaps a short film. 104 mins was waaay too long for the pacing that was so ridiculously slow. The score was also annoying.
As a huge fan of KR, this was a big disappointment and he should have passed on this one. A 3/10 from me only for the very few positive traits.