Snakes on a Train

2006

Action / Adventure / Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 18% · 4 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 18% · 5K ratings
IMDb Rating 2.2/10 10 2505 2.5K

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Plot summary

Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.

Director

Top cast

Sharon Zeev as Passenger
Shakti Shannon as Summer
Megyn Shott as Passenger
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836.76 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 31 min
Seeds 54
1.52 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 31 min
Seeds 84

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by joughdonakowski 2 / 10

Easily the greatest movie of all time.

Truly, truly awful. I don't even know where to begin. This is a perfect example of a movie that doesn't know what to do with itself. I'm not sure I could even assign a category myself, except that I'm quite sure it's a slap in the face of everyone, every where. Even the unborn.At times, I thought I was watching a parody, or some kind of farce. At times, just a bad B movie. But I kept holding out for the porno, which, I fear, is almost(but not entirely), non existent.Some one advised skipping to the ending. I would definitely second that emotion. The last five minutes are intense, and certainly contain some of the best film making/cgi you will ever see, ever.Ed Wood would be proud.
Reviewed by TerminalMadness 3 / 10

Score for Asylum

Reviewed by nonstopnonstop 3 / 10

Snakes on A Train Lacks Venom

The movie starts in Mexico where a girl has been cursed, she spits on snakes thru green jello and her friend tries all these crazy spells to lift the curse. He does nothing but chant horrible language that does nothing, so they decide to cross the border get on the train to make their way to L.A. to see his uncle to lift the curse. Comic hilarity ensues. This movie has the same snakes over and over! It has garden snakes and pythons that will never bite. They all make the sound of rattlesnakes which makes no sense. The whole movie has some funny lines, some weak effects, but most important a great ending that leaves you like WHAM BAM WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED!!!!! The whole movie is about a 1, but the ending is a 10, so by my crazy math it gets a 3 overall. When blockbuster has nothing else you want, grab this for mindless entertainment!
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