Snow White and the Seven Samurai

2024

Action

14
IMDb Rating 3.2/10 10 320 320

samurai evil stepmother based on fairy tale action comedy female samurai

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Plot summary

Left for dead by her rich and powerful stepmother, Snow White is taken in by a team of assassins who train her in their ways of fighting. As her stepmother becomes more and more powerful, Snow White and the samurai take up arms to topple her once and for all.

Director

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Michael Su

Top cast

Eric Roberts Photo
Eric Roberts as Joseph Voight
Robert Donavan Photo
Robert Donavan as Seth Thibodeau
Gina Vitori Photo
Gina Vitori as Quinn Voight
Alex Veadov Photo
Alex Veadov as Bruno Müller
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806.72 MB
1280*536
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 27 min
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1.62 GB
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English 5.1
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23.976 fps
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806.72 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  ro  
23.976 fps
1 hr 27 min
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1.62 GB
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English 5.1
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1 hr 27 min
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1.46 GB
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by brookessubs 2 / 10

Two stars because I feel bad giving only one

This is just...I don't know what this is. It's so, so horrendously bad and there were so many things to pick apart that I will leave the other reviews that have already done that to cover them and instead go in for the throat of some of the moments that stood out for me. Like why a young, newly inherited gazillionair woman, who knows her step-mother is a raving nutter and gunning for her would be walking around the street at night with a bloody great ring around her neck, instead of driving a car daddy surely brought her? And how have the group of Samurai, remembering WHAT Samurai are meant to be, graduated from Samurai school without learning the art of stealth...because I've watched a bunch of footy players in their boots run around on gravel and not made as much noise as these girls did sneaking across the lawn, and then don't even get me started on the three guards they take out literally right in front of them ("nice shot" indeed) in plain view of the other guards but who don't notice them lying right there dead on the ground next to them.I do have to give a special shout out to the staggeringly bad acting of the step-mother, who only talks with her teeth clenched to show how very, seethingly, outrageously, angry, OR how very conniving and cunning and greedily gleeful she is; but definitely don't take your eyes off her because her expressions are the same for both situations so you might get confused if you're not paying attention. I gave one star for the thing that I thought was maybe the only reason anyone should watch this dumpster fire and that I hope was a deliberate attempt at a public service announcement via movie...the horrible budget version 'of with great power comes great responsibility'. In the scenes where the Samurai are teaching Anya how to "fight", the whole process is slowed down and verbal explanations are given that are pretty much exactly what, as Luna even says in one scene, are basic self defence. Each of these scenes are filmed as though they are attempting to show the audience, some basic and common sense ways to defend themselves. I don't know if that was the thinking behind it but it's like you're suddenly 14 again and back in self defence for women at gym class and it was that, and the work the women in those scenes put in that got the movie one star and the other was because it looked lonely on its own.
Reviewed by jvalenzuela12

A high school acting club can do better than this

Where to start? The movie is so bad. The budget must have been a few hundred dollars. You can tell because the lawyer of the big mafia boss, who supposedly is worth billions drives a Kia Soul! Fighting scenes were probably choreographed by elementary school kids. The story is ridiculous, doesn't make sense. Who writes garbage like this? The acting is so bad that the cast must have been taken from a pool of rejected actors who wouldn't be hired by anyone. Eric Roberts probably worked for free just to add another credit to his record of being the most prolific actor of all time. That record should have an asterisk (*) because doing garbage like this, which he has done plenty, should not count. All in all, there is not a single thing you can rescue from this awful waste of time of a movie.
Reviewed by kevin-raunch 3 / 10

Very weird

I must hate myself, because this is my second film this week from The Asylum. I couldn't help it though... I loved that title and I like Quinton Rampage Jackson in The A-Team so I felt like even though this was almost certainly a bad film, that I just had to give it a try.This monstrosity starts out with some just absolutely hideous acting as we see the patriarch of a crime family getting unceremoniously gunned down. After the he leaves most of his empire to his daughter Anya, her evil stepmother gets angry and vows to do something about it (See where this is going?). Anya (who's nickname is Snow White for some reason) is in danger as her stepmom sends Quinton 'Rampage" Jackson after her. The two get into a kung-fu battle because... why not? Anya is left for dead and the evil stepmother takes control of the company. This leads to her being taken in by a team of samurai assassins who train her in the ways of martial arts... you know just like the classic Disney tale.
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