I had to check it wasn't a comedy. That's how bad it was. Waste of time!

"six hours later" as the beginning frame of the movie?! six hours after what? i shouldve quit there and just had a laugh, but i couldnt pass up an opportunity to check out this tale. 80% of behind camera staff is credited to one guy, and his production company blip is an absolute direct ripoff of blumhouse. also, he shares a surname with the two stars - this has got to be great. quick pass - twin girls who look like they wanna be in "the ring" can cast supernatural activity into real life from their dreams, chaos ensues. but wait, theres more! just a few nibbles from the first act to give you a taste of what youre in for: when grandpa comes back to his own home after running errands, he rings the doorbell and waits to be let in. very soon after, he does 3 (three!!) of the worst "stage pours" ever committed to film. if youre pouring a drink and then drinking it, liquid should come out of the crystal decanter and into the clear glass. 3 times. also he either has no real lines in the script, or the producer/writer/director does not care that he awkwardly fumbles through the few he has. this is all within the first 15 minutes of "somnium," which im more and more convinced is latin for "asleep at the wheel"(somnium is, in fact, a novel written in 1608, also a brand name for the drug lorazepam). there are terribly choreographed fights, someone dies and clearly continues blinking and breathing, the sfx arent, the list goes on. we do get a "twist" at the end, which only serves as an opportunity for the cast to try out british accents. you gotta see this movie. take notes, i would love to see more reviews. there are so many terrible moments ive already forgotten. this is a true borderline "zero or ten" film