OK, it's really hard to express all the ways in which this utterly stinks.
First, it's a total caricature of "small town Vermont" where everyone is SOOOOOO cutesy and happy and phony.
Second, the music - omg, make it stop - so unrelentingly, you guessed it, cutsey
third, the "romcom" storyline - cityslicker comes to town woo's local gal even tho cityslicker is there to wipe out local homegrown farms and businesses a/la Walmart kind of corporatism - oh, how, cutesy - so much cute-si-ness
fourth, the relation between the two grown over-30 something women - so "just childhood friends" - really, now? Oh yeah, they both promised as kids to get "married at the same time" - ah, yeah, think about that. Com'on, let's have some honesty - but, no, that wouldn't be cutesy.
Well, I think that hits the minimum character limit, thank goodness.
Don't even think about wasting your time on this stinker. :-) lol.
Plot summary
Lifelong best friends, Sam and Jess, are each other’s everything. But when Jess meets a handsome out-of-stater, Landon, Sam begins to fear she’s being cast aside. To make matters worse, a massive corporation - who happens to be Landon’s employer - is threatening the small-town way of life they know and love in Vermont. In order to save her sisterhood and protect the town, Sam will pull out all the stops to keep both Jess’s relationship and the ominous company from developing any further.
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November 12, 2021 at 02:43 AM
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Yes, this one's really bad
i was in the movie and that's really all it needs
I was an extra in this movie and was the best actor in it by far. U can see me in the music scene and the cornfield scene i'm the cutest kid in it. I can't believe i was in my middle school for hours filming this awful movie istg the main girls were in love what even was the romance trope. I was the true star of this movie and if u disagree well then that's a u problem. I can't believe i spent over 1 hour and 30 minutes watching an awful movie just for a few minutes of my adorable face this was so very disappointing.
Ps this movie is offensive to vermonters everywhere #justiceforvermont. #realmaplesyrupistheonlyoption.
Three might be generous.
This is not a fun, cute, or sweet romcom. I like cheesy romantic movies, and this was awful even by my standards. You are not connected to any of the badly developed characters or invested in their relationships.
Sam is a bratty, selfish, spiteful best friend who pouts and throws a tantrum and eventually gets what she wants. She is so focused on herself that she can't stand for anyone else to have alternative ideas or opinions. She is manipulative and selfish and annoying.
It was painful to watch from beginning to end. The only parts that made me smile where when Sam tried to break up with her fake boyfriend and he kept saying sweet things that made the crowd "aww" and like him even more.
This summer's number one MUST MISS movie!