Suburban Sasquatch

2004

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Horror / Thriller

2
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 29% · 1 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 29% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 2.8/10 10 1301 1.3K

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Plot summary

A mystical Sasquatch is on the loose in suburbia and only a Native American warrior can stop it.

Director

Dave Wascavage Photo
Dave Wascavage

Top cast

Anthony Cancelliere Photo
Anthony Cancelliere as Boyfriend
Jim Hanna Photo
Jim Hanna as Hunter Victim 1
David M. Sitbon Photo
David M. Sitbon as Jackson
Dave Wascavage Photo
Dave Wascavage as Dave the fisherman / Hunter Victim 2 / Waiter / Guest / Bigfoot
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924.79 MB
1280*914
English 2.0
NR
us  
59.94 fps
1 hr 40 min
Seeds ...
1.67 GB
1480*1056
English 2.0
NR
us  
59.94 fps
1 hr 40 min
Seeds 6

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Foreverisacastironmess123 2 / 10

Incredibly bad sasquatch on the rampage horror flick, they don't get much worse than this!

Yikes! So this is a scary movie, just not in the good horror movie kind of way, it's just scary bad. I never particularly enjoy the ones that are this incompetent and cheap and amateurish on most every level you can think of, it's the kind of bad where you have to turn your brain off just to get any real enjoyment, and that has its place with B-movies that are actually fun and entertaining, but this movie is just rotten and it harmed me physically, I got headache! Except for making you laugh once or twice maybe, it doesn't have any good qualities. I must have caught like five sentences while watching it because the way the lines are delivered my brain just went nope, you ain't watching that! I'd already checked out mentally before it even got to the ten minute dialogue scenes because frankly the acting is the least of this movie's problems. The movie would have been better without the reporter character because he was the worst, they were all poor actors but he was a sack of potatoes in front of the camera and whenever he was on screen the movie went from a one to a negative-one, he was an energy sapper. It should have just focused on the Native American chick fighting the ridiculous motorcycle-roaring sasquatch. The sasquatch just looked so bad and cheap like a dime store Halloween costume that has too much chest showing lol. Power Rangers monsters were more impressive. It was also the writing, the mixing of horrible practical effects with even worse cgi, apparently this movie couldn't even afford to use a real net, and it was always doing that thing where someone would go outside and it would be nighttime when it had clearly just been daytime, in the scenes where you'll get people's limbs flying all over the place, in the next scene they'd be attached, just sloppy and mostly very boring to me.. In closing this is not a so bad it's good movie, not really, the genuinely fun ones aren't usually such endurance tests to sit all the way through. I'm all for cheesy horror but I'd rather drop an anvil on my foot then watch all that again. Thank you Suburban Sasquatch, my soul hurts. ?
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Reviewed by mdf-87936 2 / 10

What did I just watch?

Why do low budget Bigfoot movies always have a man in a cheap gorilla costume? Why not just tweak a few things in the script and make it a movie about a serial killer that wears a gorilla suit? Anyhow, I'm not sure if this was made as a joke or if it is a genuinely terrible movie created and acted by incompetent people.

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