Not much of a plot here.. all we really need to know is that there is a cursed bell that random adventurers go and ring, and that's bad. A dude named Hank with a cauliflower ear is gonna kill those in range to hear it. There is a reason for all this, but you have to watch it to find out why. It's pretty cheap, draggy and nonsensical, but it does have just enough quirkiness to keep it mildy entertaining. We have Randy Couture, with a straight forward performance, and a quick run in with Bonnie Aarons (The Nun) being the most fun. The Liam and Brittany characters were decent, the Sheriff being the worst. Couture groupies might like this the most.

This movie is so dumb, I created an IMDB account, just to leave this review. We just rented it from the Redbox app for like $7. Had they paid US $7 to watch this movie, I'd still feel like I paid to much... It's just dumb. I mean, there's a scene where a kid is trying to use a Chainsaw and not only is it painfully obvious he's not actually trying to start it, but you can see that it's not running while he's trying to cut a Steel object (avoiding spoiler) with it. There's also the obvious solution of just cutting the wood holding said object up with the Chainsaw.. I don't want to say it's a terrible movie, it's just dumb...