Well, that was a waste of my precious time. Neither my boyfriend nor I had an idea of what was going on. The film looks so cheap and bad. Psychopathic, has no main character, has no plot. Now that the film is finally over, I feel like I've lost all my brain cells, I'm annoyed and just overall disgusted. Literally, I have no idea what I just watched. The rest of the 20 minutes that was left of the movie, we skipped over half of it, not even sure what the ending meant, or the beginning. I am just hoping that I don't dream of this crap tonight and that I forget about it as soon as possible. Gosh..
The Blue Rose
2023
Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
The Blue Rose
2023
Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Plot summary
In the 1950s, two rookie detectives as set out to solve a homicide, only to find themselves in an alternate reality made up of their worst nightmares.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
July 13, 2024 at 05:12 PM
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Literally don't know what I just watched
Lynch on snooze.
There's so many Lynch references by the time we're introduced to the main characters it feels like a clumsy rip-off than "inspired by" - mostly because there's very little inspiration in this.
It's a tiring film, most of the actors are quite poor but, Danielle Bisutti deserves special recognition for being toe-curlingly bad, but that's like peeing in an ocean of pee.
I had to check back here repeatedly to confirm it's not "comedy" as opposed to the drama/fantasy/horror it's billed as - maybe the joke is that no one cares enough about film anymore for it to be worth going to the cinema for and the punchline is grinding the heel on the face of those that once did?
Credit to Ray Wise for not walking off set, I can't begrudge him the money. Aside from that - bring on AI-film making, no one (other than Wise) should be involved with film ever again.
shockingly bad
Absolutely horrendous film in that style where, if nobody knows how to act, then everyone is a good actor. Likewise, if you completely ignore every rule of good filmmaking, voila' it becomes "artistic" and "avangarde".
Two twenty-something spoiled kids read off some dialogue implying that they are "detectives". They do some detectiving and see ghosts, apparitions, scary ladies with knives, all with different filter. So maybe one hallway is ALL BLUE, or a kitchen is ALL YELLOW, because *art*.
Shame because the production looks like they spent some money on it, but it seems that not a single talented filmmaker was involved in any way, because it's atrocious from the first to the last scene.
My vote: 4.5/10.