Arthur Malcolm (Bo Brundin, who was in Meteor, The Day the Clown Cried and Raise the Titanic) can't pay the rent - he's a starving artist, you know? - so he tries to sneak into a woman's bedroom and steals money off her nightstand. He thinks that she's sleeping, she thinks he's a rapist and this comical misunderstanding ends with her popping out his eye with a spoon and knocking him out a window.

Arthur pulls himself back up and decides that he's going to keep being an artist but to do so, he's going to kill people and use their eyeballs in his art.

It was produced by porn luminary Henri Pachard and distributed by J. E. R. Pictures as a double feature with The Ghastly Ones. The director and writer? Kent Bateman, who was the father of Jason and Justine, and would one day produce Teen Wolf Too.

Back to that porn connection, it has adult actors Larry Hunter (who was also in The Amazing Transplant with another actress from this movie, Mary Lamay) and Linda Southern. Another actress, Ann Wells, was also in Anything Once, Career Bed and The Detention Girls, was married to Bateman but is not the mother of his famous children.

Don't be confused by the poster. This is not a movie about eyeballs moving on their own. No, it's a movie about a man with an eyepatch saying "My eye!" and "I'm twisted!" while plucking other eyeballs out of their sockets. Over and over. Sometimes even in focus. Also: set to music stole from the Cecil Leuter and Georges Teperino albums TV Music 101 and TV Music 102.

This is the kind of movie that as soon as it starts, you're either going to love or despise it.

I loved every minute.