The Master of Disguise

2002

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy

9
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 1% · 105 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 37% · 50K ratings
IMDb Rating 3.4/10 10 28252 28.3K

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Plot summary

After the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman in an attempt to steal the most precious treasures from around the world, Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey utilizes his supernatural ability to disguise himself in an attempt to stop him.

Top cast

Bo Derek as Bo Derek
James Brolin as Fabbrizio Disguisey
Cole Sprouse as Young Pistachio
Dylan Sprouse as Young Pistachio
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737.86 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 20 min
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1.48 GB
1920*1072
English 5.1
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 20 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Agent10 3 / 10

The end of Dana Carvey?

Sadly, this is the moment in Dana Carvey's life where he should just call it quits. There is no more Wayne's World to save him, for this is what he has turned into. A ridiculously short film with little redeeming qualities, this film proved to be nothing but a short excursion from the routines of daily life. While some jokes were funny and all, the rest of the film proved to be one big guffaw. Take the kids to watch this movie, but be sure to bring a book and a light or something to keep yourself busy. Sadly, after all of the bad luck in Dana Carvey's life, he had to try and resuscitate his career with this flop. Hopefully, he can recover from this.
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Reviewed by noahk 3 / 10

I Thought It Would Have Been Good to See Dana Carvey Back But..

Oh my! "Opportunity Knocks" and "Clean Slate" were not exactly film classics, although compared to this movie, they may as well have been works of Shakespeare. Arguably the dumbest movie I have ever paid money to see in theatre (thanks to "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" being sold out), this does not fit in the dumb but funny category of most of Adam Sandler's or Chris Farley's films, but in the jaw-droppingly dumb category. My wife and I often gazed at each other in amazement during this movie, unable to exactly process that something this truly silly and dumb was made (much less by Dana Carvey and Adam Sandler) and even stranger that others in the crowded theatre were laughing their heads off! We were excited to see Dana Carvey back in the movies, but there was good reason why this movie was not screened for review ahead of time.

To continue, I should say we had misgivings about seeing the film after the TV trailers that kept showing the "turtle" sequence, but decided that part was just silly fun and there's no way the rest of the movie could be so unclever and dumb. To our amazement, that was easily the most intelligent and serious part of the film! Think carefully before wasting your time with this one.. I score it a generous 3/10.

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