Who ever promised that I would laugh throughout the entire runtime is a liar. Maybe if I'd been higher than a kite, hopped up on acid, taking a psychedelic trip, maybe, just maybe, I might have laughed.
There wasn't an original thought, speech or scene in the entire movie. Others have been there and done this soooooo many times. I have no clue as to who the leads are, and honestly, do not care. Their acting was horrible. The could have been given the best script on the plant and still could not have acted their way out of wet paper bags.
They guy with the muscles should have spent less time in a gym and more time with an acting coach. And then maybe he would be able to move his arms normally. As for the chick, she may be ok in something else, but good grief.
The Siege
2023
Action / Drama

The Siege
2023
Action / Drama
Plot summary
International assassin Walker is compromised during a mission and sent to a reassignment center for a new identity. During his stay at the facility, a ruthless assault team storms the compound searching for someone their boss has lost. Walker begrudgingly falls in with skilled hitwoman Elda and her mysterious ward Juliet in order to survive the night.
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NOT BAD, but the identity of this movie was lost between seriousness and comedy
30 minutes I'll never get back
Worst stinker I have seen ever, stay away at all cost!
Words cannot express how horrible this movie is.
There is nothing else to say besides save the 1.5 hours of your life and read a book.
There are no redeeming features for this movie.
Here's the main issues;
The plot is weak and forced. Acting is very poor, though the terrible script probably didn't help the actors.
Poor casting.
The big hero is just walking around and flexing his biceps and mumbling his lines through the whole movie.
Special effects look like they were done by a 5 year old - Was the director even awake?
Already mentioned the terrible script, but it was worth another mention.
In summary, don't waste your time.