They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989) YIFY - Download Movie TORRENT

Reviewed by rorymcpedal 4 / 10

Inept, ridiculous, non-sensical, poorly executed, fun!

The beautiful in an 80's way Debra Sweaney plays a woman looking at a piece of property in the woods with her real estate agent who runs afoul of an unconvincing gang of drug dealers (maybe?). Sweaney can't act, but she's Meryl Streep compared to her co-stars. From start to finish this movie very strongly resembles something you might have made as a kid when your parents bought their first video camera. Well, except that the continuity and special effects are worse than you probably produced. The action scenes are universally terrible, and the logic is non-existent. That said, this is a riot to watch. Strangely for this type of movie, Sweaney doesn't show any skin beyond her magnificent belly but, on the upside, the violence is hilarious, the gore is about as convincing as the lead being a badass, and the villains' lines are as cartoonish as their motivations. Yes, it's a 4/10, but still recommended. If you have some weed to smoke beforehand, so much the better.

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 3 / 10

Low rent actioner shot in the Californian mountains

THEY CALL ME MACHO WOMAN! is another trashy low budget oddity put out by Troma, although this isn't one of their own films as it lacks the bizarre stuff and the humour that typifies a true Troma-made film. Instead it's a cheesy, low rent action film shot in the Santa Cruz mountains in California. Director Patrick G. Donahue made a quartet of similarly-themed action/revenge movies over the course of a decade or so and obviously had a thing for the genre.Sadly, despite the outlandish title, this is very much par for the course as these things go. The plot is repetitive and merely consists of our heroine being repeatedly captured by the bad guys, managing to turn the tables and escape, only to repeat the scenario again. There is a kind of momentum that sees the story through on occasion but the lack of budget means that this is a cheap adventure indeed. The occasional gore effect is well achieved although limited in scope.The cast members are probably the worst thing about this film as all of the assembled actors give non-performances. It comes as little surprise that lead actress Debra Sweaney was never heard of again. Hulking villain Brian Oldfield was a real-life shotput champion, if you can believe. Welcome to the world of low-budget filmmaking!

Reviewed by mikecanmaybee 5 / 10

Mongo And The Gang Meet the Macho Woman And Die to Regret It.

Susan (Debra Sweaney) is checking out some quite rural real estate with her wimpy real estate agent Cecil (Lory-Michael Ringuette) when they encounter Cocaine manufacturer Mongo (Brian Oldfield) who is a dead ringer for TV series Night Court's Bull (Richard Mull). Susan has a habit of escaping and then being recaptured by mongo's band of misfits lead by the mean diminutive Terk (Sean P. Donahue). Susan finds her inner MacGyver and creates a number of deadly weapons from items in an tool shed after a much needed afternoon nap. More importantly she loses her Sister wife's with shoulder pads outfit and shows off her impressive abs. Mongos Merry Men experience misfortune at the hands of Susan which adds up to an impressive kill count by the end of the movie. A very enjoyable "B" action flick with quite well placed humor and a genuinely scary physically imposing bad guy Mongo. The one misstep is the overbearing music score which is too loud and distracting at times This is a must see for for all "B" Action fans.

They Call Me Macho Woman!

1989

Action / Comedy

They Call Me Macho Woman!

1989

Action / Comedy

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Inept, ridiculous, non-sensical, poorly executed, fun!

Low rent actioner shot in the Californian mountains

Mongo And The Gang Meet the Macho Woman And Die to Regret It.

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