Two Thousand and None

2000

Comedy / Drama

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Certified Fresh 88% · 1 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 88% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 5.7/10 10 267 267

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Plot summary

A paleontologist is diagnosed with a fatal brain disease and, rather than falling into a depression, explodes into life.

Director

Arto Paragamian Photo
Arto Paragamian

Top cast

Jayne Heitmeyer Photo
Jayne Heitmeyer as Dr. Maeder
Julian Richings Photo
Julian Richings as Curator
Arthur Holden Photo
Arthur Holden as Phillip Carlilo
Katherine Borowitz Photo
Katherine Borowitz as Amanda
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English 2.0
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24 fps
1 hr 34 min
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1.57 GB
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English 2.0
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24 fps
1 hr 34 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by JohnnyChill 2 / 10

Another 90 minutes I will regret on my deathbed...

A 'comedy' about death which makes you think of many questions such as 'When is this thing going to end?' 'Why is it called a comedy?' 'How did this picture get made?'I really did not understand what the point of this picture was. It was just a mishmash of boring scenes with the main character not going through any pronounced transformation beyond giving away a few of his possessions and voicing his desire to go on vacation before he dies.Thankfully as promised, Benjamin Kasparian finally does die meaning there is no chance that this bore fest will spawn a sequel.
Reviewed by 10 96 8 / 10

Pretty funny.

I saw this movie at the Moving Pictures Film Festival in Prince George, B.C. When the movie was presented to us, the organizer said that even though the main character is dying, it's not a depressing movie.How right she was.If anything this is an uplifting movie. Absolutely hilarious at times, which is the last thing I expected. Especially the scenes between the main character and the woman who wants to get.... well, I guess I shouldn't give that away 'til you see the movie.I gave Two Thousand And None 8 out of 10.
Reviewed by royu 3 / 10

Utterly Boring

I've seen some up and down movies on the Movie Network, but none has bored me to death (no pun untended) the way Two Thousand and None did. Ever since being witness to this sleepfest, I've lost all faith in stuff on the Movie Network unless I've heard of it or sussed it out on this website before hand.There's bad movies, there's good movies, and then there's plain old boring movies, like this one. Even a lot bad movies are interesting on some level but 2000&None is boring on every level. It was such a waste of time to watch it made me angry.The only positive thing this film has to cling on to is that it seems Turturro can act a bit. Besides him the rest of the cast is hopeless especially his wife. The script isn't funny at all and the directing failed to fix the acting woes, so you're left with a big pile of Hollywood garbage.I wouldn't recommend this film at all.
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