Nice try Kenneth Hughes. Kevin looks sexy as hell, I'll give him that but honestly where is all the BITE in this? Needs more if you ask me and your hard on fans who get their kicks from a bloody fang in neck fetish would agree. Not to mention, perhaps a bit of suspense thrown into the mix? Ahh, and the biggest thing we fans would want to sink our attention in, is well.....what could the future be for say a sexy fang filled movie with perhaps ALL the Backstreet Boys as hot ass vampires!? Wouldn't that be a big way to start a big new BANG in vampire genre and bring out some new music hits for the boys! Could be the top hit of a new Backstreet Boys album! Everyone loves a bit of fang action blood thirsty bad boys but put them in the mix of their sexy performance in music and dancing and I think we all would be in for a hot treat and a hand out of 5+ star ratings! Just make sure to include more biting action of course! ??
Vampire Burt's Serenade
2020
Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical
Vampire Burt's Serenade
2020
Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical
Plot summary
A raunchy Vampire Musical. The sexy-violent musical is full of hot dancing, drug addled nymphettes, existential zombies and gallons of blood. A Zappa Zombie trying to kill a Backstreet Boy Vampire...no really.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
August 11, 2020 at 01:35 PM
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Needs ALL Backstreet Boys next time ?
i now know there is no god
HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4) and today we review .......... why my ears are bleeding ....the movie !!!!!!!
Sometimes ...when im alone .... by myself ....thinking out loud in my head i ask myself "self ....why do we do the terrible things to us that we do ...." and i ask me " me , what things do you mean? " ....and i respond WATCHING THIS "MOVIE" and i use the word "movie " VERY loosely here.............
REPO the genetic opera ........ YES .........
the devils carnival .........absolutly ....
THIS ?!?!?!?!? Honestly needs to be taken out to the field .....shown the pretty flowers and put down ........because WOW ...... the songs are bad .......the idea ...is bad ....well from the amount of it i could put myself through (i ended up HAVING to skip some musical parts ....good lawd)............ i tried and as many people who follow me know I love film ....and i watch them as thoughough as possible ....even the bad ones BUT sometimes ........theres this .........
for a 2020 release some of the dance scenes are so dated already and cringy it hurts to watch ...your embarrassed for them ......and it even has the dude from the backstreet synce band from the 90s LOL .......so you know he should know better than that ..........
some films are campy on purpose .....some films are bad on purpose and usually those films have their own special charm , and its fun to watch them they bring to the table fun FX or ideas or REALLY bad over the top acting but in a good way .......but this ...... this was a drunk idea that went to far .......this was a bet someone lost and HAD to go through with ..........this is something that someone lied to the writer / director to and said "yes thats a good idea , make that happen" ........only 5 minutes in theres a "sex toy" song that makes you wish you were hellen keller ........
i generally HATE musicals , but have found many that are actually good films ........the one with johnny depp in it , theres the remake of "stage fright" ....i mean musicals / hybrids are out there and they dont have to "suck" no pun intended .... but sweet baby space jesus .... please do NOT do this again ......... and im sorry i seem so dramatic about it but it almost hurt my feelings ..........
and the ending ???????? What ??????? There is literally absolutely zero reason for this movie to be a thing .........
0/10
i think its my first legit zero rated film ........ dang .....