Would have worked better as a "Grindhouse" type film. I can tell this was supposed to be comedy, but almost every joke fell flat. There were only minor amusing moments, but they were so scattered across the run time that your search for them would not even be worth it.

I wish Kevin Smith wouldn't do all the science fiction elements, because they don't blend well with the established tone. And It makes everything more ridiculous to be honest. I would have enjoyed a more down to Earth comedy. If you wanna keep the weird monsters and over the top scientists, then set the tone up better from the start. Because the first act is like a cheap Rom- com. It just takes you by surprise when it switches gears. I don't have anything against the Avantgarde genre, but here it just didn't work well.

What are the positives? There's an entertaining flashback scene with Haley Joel Osment. He is completely over acting and it's one of the few scenes which could be funny to some people. Johnny Depp shows up, and his ex-wife and two of his kids (one is playing the lead) as well. Even Kevin Smith's daughter co-stars. So, this is a family film? Maybe it is nice to see these two families be friends and make a funny movie together. You can see they all had fun and they are not taking it seriously for one second.

It feels like the Depp's and the Smith's were just hanging out for a weekend and just for the fun of it decided to make a movie. They invited a few friends too. I guess it's all an in-joke to them, but for the rest of the world? Not so much.

This film is an hour and a half of everything I can't stand from our society. You know what I'm talking about. These kids who see more of a cell phone screen than they do the real world. They are so desensitized to life that it leads me to believe that the stiff acting from Harley, probably isn't acting at all.

So Yoga Hosers is like watching today's youth attempt to work, while in reality caring about nothing more than the next text on their phone, making party plans, and then, oh yeah, stopping an army of Kevin Smith Sausage monsters.

The constant puns and jokes relying on people still thinking puns and jokes about Canada are funny, just, well, aren't funny at this point. That era ended with the South Park movie and how long ago was that?

For whatever reason, the movie sort of feels dated too. Like this should have been a made for TV movie on Nickelodean in the 90's.

It's a family movie that's for sure, but it's a movie for Kevin Smith's family.

If you want to make movies just for sake of making movies or creative release, do so, and watch them in your own house. Don't expect me to pay for them. So, to continue on, we are going to be force fed his daughter, not by the movie industry, but by Kevin Smith himself, whether we like it or not.

It's cool man you can put out movies with no compromise, I get that, I do, but who are you trying to prove that to?

Word of advice... ...I can go eat something I have never eaten before and give my toilet an original never-before-seen piece of crap, but in the end, it's still a piece of crap.

My full review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CScvW0jtvw

Kevin Smith was good filmmaker. He made Clerks on a shoestring budget. He made the wickedly funny Dogma. And he made the surreal Tusk. But somewhere along the lines he seems to have forgotten certain things.

While Sophia Coppola wrote a love letter to Japan in "Lost in Translation", Kevin Smith seems to have scrawled something on a bar napkin for Canada in "Yoga Hosers". It's frankly a wonder why specifically this movie was made.

The story itself, is unremarkable. Two girls, played by the daughters of Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith play the two Colleens who wind up in the middle of some really strange stuff dealing with Nazi sausages. Yes that's right, Bratzis. The girls are cute but they're not great actresses. You really need more if you plan on building a career for these two.

But that's not the problem. The problem is why specifically is this set in Canada? Put it in the United States and the story would barely change. The only difference is there wouldn't be all those lame Canadian "jokes" that people say when trying to be clever.

Yes. We get it. Canadians have an accent. They say "sorry" differently. They say "zed" instead of "zee". And nobody, especially in Manitoba, says "aboot". Maybe that's an East coast thing but I've spent time in Canada and never heard anybody say it that yes. Sure, it's different than how we say it in the United States but it's not "aboot".

But literally that's the joke. Canadians talk funny. Ha ha ha. Get it? If not it's okay, it'll only be hammered home with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. If you make the mistake of trying to take a shot every time somebody says "sorry" or "aboot" you'll be passed out in the first 10 minutes.

I'll admit it had some decent moments but overall, it was just terrible.

I'm really not looking forward to "Moose Jaws" because I honestly think it's just going to be more of the same.