For some reason, my movie review was not approved, so I will try my best to re-write my review about this movie again. But hopefully this time I will be gentle with my words.
If you are reading this, don't watch this movie. It is not worth it. You will only waste your time.
I don't know what I was watching. What the ''''''''' was this movie about? Who knows..
The budget for this movie wasn't much. I felt like I was watching a school play and I kept looking at my watch and wondering when this would end.
In many scenes, you ended up laughing so much because it was THAT BAD. At least we got a good laugh from this.
But anyhow this was bad, seriously bad.
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Plot summary
Pregnant couple Zoe and Kennedy are offered a vacation from their stressful lives when Kennedy’s boss gives them a key to a cabin in the woods.
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November 08, 2023 at 02:41 PM
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Diversity and Inclusion Film
This film clicked all the boxes in praise of the current neoliberal agenda. Kennedy and Zoe are a nice, wedded pair of lesbians expecting their first child. Adam, who is Zoe's bestie, is a gay, Black man who was the sperm donor for Zoe.
As Zoe approaches her delivery date, Kennedy is thoughtful, but obsessed with work at the Henderson Investment organization. When Kennedy's boss, Robert, offers the two women his mountain cabin, Kennedy and Zoe embark on what they hope will be a restful weekend outside the city.
Instead, the trip turns into a nightmare when the women encounter the deplorables! Racists, bigots, and white supremacists are all rolled into the cult-like group in the small, rural community. Kennedy and Zoe encounter bigots who callously asks the pregnant Zoe, "Who's the dad?"
As the nightmare gets worse for Kennedy, Zoe, and Adam, the film became a parody of the neoliberal agenda. Locked in an overheated sauna room, Adam exclaims, "I don't want to die naked!!!"
After Zoe's induced labor and her baby is stolen, she is able to get up from her birthing bed and deliver a powerful left hook to the jaw of the diabolical, obese Sheriff Jim "Dandy." This may have been an instance of "fat shaming."
Whether it was intentional or not, for time immemorial, this film will be an artifact that bottles the progressive era, c. 2020-23. The only missing ingredient was a lesson on using the correct pronouns!
Diversity and Inclusion Training Film
This film clicked all the boxes in praise of the current neoliberal agenda. Kennedy and Zoe are a nice, wedded pair of lesbians expecting their first child. Adam, who is Zoe's bestie, is a gay, Black man who was the sperm donor for Zoe.
As Zoe approaches her delivery date, Kennedy is thoughtful, but obsessed with work at the Henderson Investment organization. When Robert, Kennedy's boss, offers the two women his mountain cabin, Kennedy and Zoe embark on what they hope will be a restful weekend outside the city.
Instead, the trip turns into a nightmare when the women encounter the deplorables! Racists, bigots, and white supremacists are all rolled into the cult-like group in the small, rural community. Kennedy and Zoe encounter a "raging homophobe" and an anti-LGBTQ+ bigot who callously asks the pregnant Zoe, "Who's the dad?"
As the nightmare gets worse for Kennedy, Zoe, and Adam, the film became a parody of the woke agenda. Locked in an overheated sauna room, Adam exclaims, "I don't want to die naked!!!" After Zoe's induced labor and her baby is stolen, she is able to get up from her birthing bed and deliver a powerful left hook to the jaw of the diabolical, obese Sheriff Jim "Dandy." This may have been an instance of "fat shaming."
Whether it was intentional or not, for time immemorial, this film will be an artifact that bottles the progressive era during the current age. The only missing ingredient was a lesson on using the correct pronouns!