I must admit that as I sat down to watch the 2013 movie "The Sigil" (aka "A Haunting on Gabriel Street") I wasn't expecting it to be a shoddy 'found footage' movie. Had I known it to be so, I would have skipped on it as I absolutely loathe this particular subgenre of horror movie.
But I sat down to watch "The Sigil" without knowing what I was in for, aside from it being a horror movie. So writers Brandon Cano-Errecart and Nathan D. Snyder had every opportunity to impress me with this movie.
And boy was it quite the opposite. Not only was "The Sigil" a laughable and dubious 'found garbage' movie, but it was also an incredibly boring and pointless movie. I have to say that the storyline as written by Brandon Cano-Errecart and Nathan D. Snyder just utterly failed to capture my interest, and the storyline offered nothing interesting in any aspect.
Not even the characters in the movie were interesting. Actually they were effectively just drones milling about in the movie. While I wasn't familiar with anyone on the cast list, I wasn't impressed with the performances put on here. But then again, the actors and actresses had everything stacked against them; from 'found footage' genre, horrible writing, bad dialogue, pointless characters and just a total lack of anything even remotely scary or watchable.
Visually then "The Sigil" felt like something shot with a budget barely covering lunch expenses for those acting in the movie. It was horribly low budget and there were no special effects. Well, unless you consider a camera that was so wobbly and shaky that even a blind man would get nausea as being a special effect.
"The Sigil" is a movie that you might want to skip on. Do yourself a favor and save yourself the waste of time, money and effort. "The Sigil" simply is not worth it.
My rating of the 2013 horror movie "The Sigil" lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.
A Haunting on Gabriel Street
2013
Action / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
A Haunting on Gabriel Street
2013
Action / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Plot summary
Rockford Illinois. Local boy, Logan Lewis, is reported dead along with 41 others at a house in Los Angeles, CA. The government releases a statement blaming a undiscovered uranium mine nearby. The bodies, over-exposed to radiation, have been confiscated. The house ruined and destroyed. Shaken by her brother's death, Devan seeks answers. She recruits her childhood friend, Nate, to come with her to California and make peace with Logan's death. Nate, caught up in the conspiracy, brings along his friend Brandon to document it all on video. But what they find is unlike anything they ever expected, for not everyone in the house that night is dead...
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Another 'found garbage' movie to the pile...
Brutally Bad
The positive reviews posted must be plants because try as I could I could not watch it in it's entirety being forced to skip over most of it. It is a no budget with shaky video, rushed lines (bad acting) super annoying nasal whiny voices, no suspense and or believable outcomes. Really, I applaud the effort but it really is that bad. If you want to waste your time seeing how someone that has no filming experience put together a movie this is it. I have to fill out ten lines so I must put in more negative things about the movie as try as I may can't figure out much to say positive, even the girls that I am guessing are supposed to be attractive and make you want to watch this turd destroy whatever positive physical attributes with their annoying behavior, nasal whine and bad acting. So here it is, ten or more lines of this is a bad one.
The Sigil
A large group of people were killed one night in 2011 in a home on Gabriel Street, L.A. from radiation poisoning according to the press release. Brittney (Brittney Daylee) had a brother who died there and wants to do her own investigating. Two friends accompany her to California. They are further aided by the neighbors, one which has almost an Olympian smirk, perhaps the best scene of the film.
Most of the film is found footage, while some is not. The most important end scenes are all bad found footage. As you can guess from the title, it wasn't radiation. The acting, was for the most part, bad as was the filming and the sluggish plot and dialogue. In the beginning it said 42 people were killed, later we read it is 43 . Clue or goof? The area is improperly posted for underground radiation. Clue or goof? Okay they were goofs. Certainly if you are entering an area with reported deadly radiation, you might take a detection device.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.