It says Action/Adventure as the genre here on IMDB, but it played out as a Horror/Comedy instead. The acting is abysmal and the creatures are hysterical, especially how they place a towel over their private parts while the actors are clearly wearing green rubber suits.
The blood looked laughably like spaghetti sauce and one thing I couldn't figure out was why most of the cast was noticeably overweight. Were they supposed to be a Weight Watchers group or something?
It was distracting because most of them were so large that I wondered if it was just a coincidence or if it had something to do with the story. In any case, I knew this was a mindless, mediocre film going in and just wanted something on to pass the time while doing other things. If you're looking to be scared or even for some suspense, you'll be sorely disappointed.
If you're looking for something to pass the time and laugh at while watching, this is a good choice. And there's some adequate boobies too. 2 stars for the unintentional comedy.
Bermuda Island
2023
Action / Adventure / Drama / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Bermuda Island
2023
Action / Adventure / Drama / Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Plot summary
Passengers on their way to a tropical paradise crash at sea and find themselves on a deserted island. Desperate to survive the elements and infighting between survivors, they find that the island has more in store for them than they could ever imagine.
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November 04, 2024 at 08:27 AM
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Was it meant to be a comedy?
So Many Plot Holes You Could Have Flown the Plane Through Them
I don't even know where to start with this.
When the plane goes down, apparently, the first order of business is for the pilots and the FBI agent to start a game of poker with the passengers. Instead of... you know... trying to figure out how to survive on a deserted island? Then, once they do finally figure out that they need to actually DO something, they want to argue over what's more important. The pilots ad the agent - you know... the ones who should know best - think building a shelter is more important... than food or water. Sure. So they do what any good survival team does... splits up and each team goes their own way. One to build shelter and one to look for food and water. Which would be fine if they were going to pool their resources, but no... it's each team for themselves. While the agent is spying on the sustenance group (because he has no idea what he's doing), two of the main characters decide to do what any rational person does in their situation - they slip off to a waterfall and get it on. Instead of... you know... actively trying to survive!? I mean, I know that people thrown together in survival situations often fall for one another, but good grief, Charlie Brown! They've been here for all of a day! Add to all of that, nobody seems to think anything of the man-made structure on this "deserted island."
The characters... oo boy howdy. They ARE characters. Just for boxes, you've got one of everything. And I DO mean EVERYTHING. But, as is usual with this type of casting, they are one dimensional caricatures of their representation just for the sake of representation. Not a single one of these people are likeable and from the very start of the movie, you will find yourself just hoping that each one is next in line to be offed.
I'm not going to reveal the ending, but suffice it to say, nothing about it makes a lick of sense.
There are SO many good movies centered around the Bermuda Triangle you are not going to miss anything by skipping this atrocity. Anyone who gives this more than a 5 (and that is being generous) is in cahoots with, or involved in, this film in some way.