I expected nothing, but I was hooked just 2 minutes in after checking my audio twice. You see, it's not a bad dubbing track - this is intentional, and so is every other fever dream choice. It was chaos. I absolutely relished it.

And yo ok I know this is Texas, but no amount of fever dreaming justifies the horrendous lip filler and chunky mascara, unless that was intentional too?

... Because that's even more hilarious.

TLDR - don't take it seriously! It's a script with a good sense of humor, especially if you like awkward shots. It feels like those OG westerns.

Extra stuff for word quota: What a surprise to see references to Blood Meridian here of all places! The acting throughout was great (I choose to believe the actresses acted cornily on purpose (god twice I was like "hold up is this a porn?"), but the men were believable), especially on the part of the Judge. He was an amazing cast for the monster! Actors who can convey that kind of creepy are a treasure.

Unlike the film 'nope' where you are warned by the title not to watch, the title and cover actually seem interesting. I replayed the first 2 minutes with my daughter to make sure I was not overly critical but she came to the same conclusion... wow, speaking with zero emotion.

How in the world do you miss someone less then 5 feet away with a shotgun? I felt the early stabbing and scalping were a bit too much for a western but oddly justified for the coldly delivered lines. It's possible the scalping was written in after these 'extras' performed their lines. If the trend continues, there won't be a single 'actor' alive by the end of the film. The so called 'Indians' were an absolute travesty and an insult to the entire Indian nation. Sorry but I couldn't make it past the opening credits.

Shame on them for even presenting this for viewing.

Also, this movie breaks my rule: never watch a movie where the Director or Producer is also one of the writers or actors.

Still looking at you M. Night.

We take pride in watching the worst films measured on most review websites.

We are ten minutes in and can 100% tell you this is worse than Space Sharks & Demon Cop combined.

Uncle Fester plays a huge part in the film and you don't even really know what on earth he is doing! Other than telling us about the dinosaurs and fossils.

This is after the 'virgin' child is initiated in to the tribe as the 'lucrative virgin' or words to that affect.

Absolutely no decent storyline. Oscar worthy acting from the extras.

Truly dreadful film. But if you want to watch some 'incredible' acting and some very close camera shots then this is the film for you.

Fabulous laugh and equally awful acting.

Enjoy!!