Notoriously trashy shock rockers Dead Girls grimly discover that their 2-week vacation in an isolated backwoods cabin proves to be more permanent than they intended! Dennis Devine's engagingly goofy, twist-laden slasher's modest budget belies a groovy generosity of playful red herrings, some gnarly kills, plentiful cheesy banter, and an amusingly kooky climax! No classic, but this eventful, schlocktastic slasher's current obscurity is wholly undeserved. With a serviceably Agatha Crispy plot, lusty performances from a game cast that range from professional to deliciously Ed Wooden, there's nary a dull moment in this hysteria harbingering B-Horror bloodbath! I sincerely hope that these bodaciously bad 'Dead Girls' deservedly get resurrected on Blu-ray, as this is one hard rockin', heroically hokey, speaker shredding indie horror hit!

A fresh, hot new death metal band called Dead Girls is ripping through the charts and perhaps due to their depressing subject matter and lyrics leave teenage suicides in their wake. One band member Gina (Diana Karanikas) is having horrible dreams and visions which along with the suicides lead the band to take a two week hiatus to get their heads back in gear. So, off to the cabin in the woods to get killed off one by one.

It really is a bad horror film that makes a late entry into the slasher genre that includes spotty acting and nothing really new. A sad point as well is not only do you not see the band perform, individually they never even play a musical instrument during the entire movie. For me the viewer that does strain on the belief that these five band members are in a band together. Not to mention they also seem to be at each other's throats during the movie. May not have lasted long anyways if they weren't killed off. Also steals from a much better FRIDAY THE 13TH as we are left with young people alone without anyway of communicating with the outside world and we do not know who the killer is. Problem is I guessed the killer before they even got to the cabin. I also thought the ending was pretty stupid.

Heh heh heh. Good news my fellow stinky moovie fans. You, yes, you too can make a cheeeeeeap, easy horror film of yer very, very own! Dew yew have your own camcorder? Got a few jiggly female friends?? Got at least 2 brain cells to rub together??? Cowgradulations!! You too can make a lame, dull, infantile stinker just like Dennis Devine("Things", "Amazon Warrior", "Vampires of Sorority Row")! "Dead Girls", indeed! Starring a bunch of nameless, faceless, brainless jiggly bimbos, this straight-to-video piffle is definitely dead on arrival. The jigglers try to pass themselves off as a death rock band by wearing dark, revealing clothing, big hair, & lots of make-up. Someone finds their mindless droning offensive & decides to kill them off one at a time in a cabin someplace cheap to film. But it's moore of a Whocares than a Whodunnit, because the characters are all thinner than Celine Dion's wrist. They are tacky, unattractive, gum-chomping bimbos that you wouldn't bother peeing on if they went up in flames before you. Poverty level production values, rank amateur acting, non-existant direction, and a wretched soundtrack are all waiting for you in "Dead Girls". This is the sort of feeble flick that makes an ultra-cheapie like "Cannibal Hookers" look professional. Needless to say, the MooCow does not recommend that you spend dime one on this disaster. In fact, if you were to pick it up off the shelf merely to glance at it, you've wasted moore time, energy, and thought than this flick deserves. But that's why the MooCow is here, folks: watching wretched, stinky films so you don't have to. Give this one a wide berth in the horror isle. :=8P