****SPOILERS**** A story of murder and revenge staring the busty Chesty Morgan as stripper Crystal Zsa Zsa who's unusual psychical attributes make it difficult for her stand up or walk straight without tipping over. It's when Crystal's gangster boyfriend Larry, Richard Towers, is interrupted while saying sweet nothings into her ear vis the telephone that he's gunned down by two of his colleagues Tony Barler, Harry "The Reemer" Reems, and Captian Hook, Mitchell Fredericks. The trouble for them is that they forgot to put the phone back on the hook where they, with Crystal listening in, ended up not only incriminating but identifying themselves in Larry's killers!

Determined to make them pay for what they did Crystal plans to do the two creeps in with her deadly arsenal of double barreled Winchesters 73's that she plans to use on them. Getting a job as a stripper in a Las Vagas casino Crystal in promising Captain Hook, one of her biggest admirers, a good time get's him good and stoned in her hotel room as she ends up suffocating him to death with her massive 73's. Tracking down Barler at a Miami hotel Crystal has a much difficult time in getting him alone and smothering him to dead in that Barler's jealous and possessive girlfriend Eve, Denise Purcell, is in the way. With Eve spilling the beans in knowing that Barler murdered Larry he ends up doing her in with his neck-tie as well. Not realizing that it opened the door for Crystal, whom he made a play for, to have her chance to get a crack or squeeze on him!

****SPOILERS**** Were in for a big surprise at the end of the movie when it turns out that Crystal's meek and flower loving and sniffing dad, Phillip Stahl, was the person who, in Larry holding out on him, ordered the hit on Larry! Only worth watching for what the movie is advertised for in highlighting her-Chesty Morgan- physical statistics. As them being the eight as well as all the other seven wonders of the world all rolled into one; Or is it two?

When it comes to well-endowed women, nobody can match Chesty Morgan, the Polish exotic dancer who certainly made the most of her two assets. Chesty (born Liliana Wilczkowska) has 73FF size bosoms and many say that number might be too low. Then again, I think Jane Birkin's 32A was too high. We're talking about the Alpha and Omega of boob-dom.

Doris Wishman, one of the pioneers of adult film-making, brought Morgan over to make a series of films that today are cult favorites simply for their zaniness as well as for being laughably low budget and with terrible dubbing and acting.

Deadly Weapons has Ms. Morgan playing Crystal, who is the girlfriend/moll of a man with the Mafia. She is talking to him when two of his associates accuse him of a double-cross and kill him. She overhears all this on the phone as it was not hung up and the criminals didn't know the phone was in use. She finds out where the two will be hiding out and so she travels to these cities to exact her revenge for her boyfriend's death by killing them with her "deadly weapons". Yes, her 73s.

Her breasts seem to be the main focus and rightfully so. They are massive and they are also frightening to the eye. When she isn't wearing a bra they cover her entire front. They are simply too big and droopy and they aren't attractive at all. As I prefer a nice natural B-Cup over these monsters, I don't find Chesty all that attractive from the neck down. She does have a nice face. However, her lines are dubbed and she seems to have very little screen presence. She seems to act in the film as if she's trying to pretend there isn't a camera watching her. There are also some hilarious flashback scenes where she and her boyfriend are sharing tender moments together and we see those jugs in the biggest bras ever made.

Harry Reems is also in this film although I wonder why. The legendary porn star of the 1970's plays one of the killers but phones it in here. I guess he needed the money.

If you want to see men getting killed in a ridiculous manner, what a typical low budget film looks like or a curiosity piece that must be seen to be believed you have to check this film out. No movie can come close to offering what this one does. It's surprising that Chesty didn't do a film with Russ Meyer as she would have been experienced with the kind of films, women and content his films offered but she probably wasn't worth the trouble.

Deadly Weapons, eh? Well, this is a film that really hardly needs an introduction. Its central idea is so memorably insane, it's difficult to forget once heard about. In fact this one has such a direct and concise story-line that it undoubtedly qualifies as a high concept movie. A woman seeks revenge on the gangsters who killed her husband. She seeks them out, seduces them and then suffocates them with her massive 73 inch breasts. And that's certainly all you really need to know about this one.

Directed by famed exploitation exponent Doris Wishman, it stars the mind-bogglingly top-heavy Chesty Morgan. Strangely enough, I found it somewhat unerotic even though I do have a predilection for women of the, shall we say, more pneumatic kind. In truth, it works mainly as a genuine oddity and one which is pretty distinctive at that. The story, after all, is hardly the point, it's all about the idea of boobs so large and deadly, they can be used as weapons. And that is, in all honesty, quite a good idea, one that I for one am fully on board with. The execution in a general sense is, however, strictly of the bargain basement variety, with its ultra-low budget always apparent. The camera-work is decidedly amateurish, the acting is universally ropey and the events depicted are consistently ridiculous. But despite all its obvious shortfalls I refuse to score this film lowly because on general principal I cannot be anything other than positive towards a film whose whole plot-line revolves around huge hooters used as deadly weaponry.