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I do not understand IMDB 10-point rating scale. My rating is like this: --
1 - WATCH & WATCH AGAIN! (Movie is watchable & can be watched again in the future.) --
2 - WATCH! (Movie is watchable & entertaining.) --
3 - DO NOT WATCH! (Movie is NOT watchable.) --
VERDICT : The movie HITCHHIKER MASSACRE 2017 is rated : DO NOT WATCH!
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Remarks: Several sexy girls are captured for organ harvesting and presumably eating. Very boring. Very low-budget non-professional production. Childish script. Theatrical artificial settings and acting. Each scene is prolonged unnecessarily so that all add up to a full movie length. The alleged cannibalism is never shown. Girls easily untie their hands and run. Showing the body of girls cannot save the movie. Insult to intelligence. Total waste of time and brain cells.
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Plot summary
Beautiful, young hitchhiker Sally (Ely LaMay), attempts to survive the night while making her way back home as a sadistic killer and cannibalistic madman (John Blyth Barrymore) haunts the desert highways, probing for fresh roadkill.
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November 06, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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100% Honest Review of: HITCHHIKER MASSACRE 2017
Don't waste your time - this is horrible
At the time of my review this had a 6+ rating, which means that a lot of dishonest people rated it far above what it rates - which is AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Just phenomenally bad acting, very little plot, horrible direction and just stupid scenes. The dialogue was unusally bad - just stuff a 10 year old could write.
Please, trust me and don't watch this stinker.